captain b @cpt_backfire

here for ace attorney bot renders and to respond when you’ve said something exceptionally stupid x.com/cpt_backfire BOS/airports Joined February 2011

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Mark Cuban @mcuban

5 months ago

I don't care who you are. If you are complaining we need tariffs to bring manufacturing and jobs to the USA, and you don't buy American EXCLUSIVELY , YOU ARE A HYPOCRITE You want to bring manufacturing back, lead by example and get friends and family to do the same

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Andrew Yang🧢⬆️🇺🇸 @AndrewYang

5 months ago

If something goes down 10% and then up 10% are you back where you started? No because the decrease is from a bigger number. E.g., 100 - 10 =90 + 9 = 99

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ian bremmer @ianbremmer

6 months ago

props to jeffrey goldberg for his high standards as a professional journalist. when he realized the conversation was authentic he immediately left, informed the relevant senior official, and made the public aware without disclosing intelligence that could damage the united…

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captain b @cpt_backfire

6 months ago

these people are fucking incorrigible

Jeff Passan @JeffPassan

6 months ago

these people are fucking incorrigible

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captain b @cpt_backfire

6 months ago

the only entitlement i hear is the shit coming out of your mouth, @elonmusk get this motherfucker out of my government

No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC

6 months ago

the only entitlement i hear is the shit coming out of your mouth, @elonmusk get this motherfucker out of my government

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Bruce MacKinnon @CH_Cartoon

7 months ago

I drew this last November 26th knowing full well no self-respecting family newspaper in the country would be likely to print it. I was right. But given the events of this weekend, I’m gonna to let ‘er rip anyway. #USA #Canada #tariffs @realDonaldTrump

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Tristan Snell @TristanSnell

7 months ago

Elon Musk pushed out the FAA chief — who resigned 1 year into a 5 year term, last week. Why? Because last year the FAA fined SpaceX $600,000 — for safety violations. Now the FAA has no chief — and we just had the first commercial airline crash in 16 years.

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Dream for America @DreamAmerica_

8 months ago

To all the young people who think Joe Biden is to blame for the TikTok ban:

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captain b @cpt_backfire

9 months ago

FUCK YOU @elonmusk

Congressman Greg Landsman @RepGregLandsman

9 months ago

FUCK YOU @elonmusk

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captain b @cpt_backfire

10 months ago

seems shitty as hell to use a jingle with “it’s always the real thing” in the words on an ai-generated ad, but what do i know

Chris Barber @code_rgb

10 months ago

seems shitty as hell to use a jingle with “it’s always the real thing” in the words on an ai-generated ad, but what do i know

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captain b @cpt_backfire

10 months ago

> creates “department of government efficiency” > can’t choose between two people to lead it

Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh

10 months ago

> creates “department of government efficiency” > can’t choose between two people to lead it

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captain b @cpt_backfire

11 months ago

always has been the playbook, and most of you republican voters are stupid enough fucks to fall for it every single time

Jemele Hill @jemelehill

11 months ago

always has been the playbook, and most of you republican voters are stupid enough fucks to fall for it every single time

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captain b @cpt_backfire

12 months ago

dude, what the FUCK is wrong with you?

Elon Musk @elonmusk

12 months ago

dude, what the FUCK is wrong with you?

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captain b @cpt_backfire

a year ago

mike, perhaps donald trump could have avoided the mantle of “most persecuted politician in the history of our country” if he had not repeatedly committed crimes. just a thought. i’ll hang up and listen

Speaker Mike Johnson @SpeakerJohnson

a year ago

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captain b @cpt_backfire

a year ago

not the flex you think it is to say this about the guy with literal fucking brain worms

Tomi Lahren @TomiLahren

a year ago

not the flex you think it is to say this about the guy with literal fucking brain worms

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captain b @cpt_backfire

a year ago

congrats gop hype-turd, you’ve just set up tim walz to be like biden during the obama years: everyone’s favorite trans-am firebird-loving grandpa. good luck unfucking that couch for vance, though

Dustin Grage @GrageDustin

a year ago

congrats gop hype-turd, you’ve just set up tim walz to be like biden during the obama years: everyone’s favorite trans-am firebird-loving grandpa. good luck unfucking that couch for vance, though

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captain b @cpt_backfire

a year ago

this is beyond parody

The Associated Press @AP

a year ago

this is beyond parody

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Jemele Hill @jemelehill

a year ago

The problem is you and your party lack conviction. You’re just doing things for power and that, my man, is never going to hold up. While it shouldn’t have taken this long, people are realizing y’all got some dumb, weird ass ideas that nobody likes. Y’all are the party of goofy.