crayonplusplus @crayonplusplus
blue on blue on blue Joined October 2013-
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i'm looking for that one lead architect dude from seattle whom everyone was in awe of and looked up to who just quit quit and went fully off-grid and became a baker's apprentice. where are you? i will find you, again. i have been dreaming of you, again. you are my idol.
so anyway i'm making a transparent braille art book and looking for publishers who are equipped to print braille and bookshops who stock braille books and this is going to be a fun ride and i am excited and bursting at the seams and also i am learning to braille i am happy
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It may take a while but I think I can clone ChatGPT
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I usually make short-form satirical videos for fun, but never share them with the world. This time tho, I thought I'd make one for the infosec community. Some might even find it educational 😅 If you're in #infosec and you feel a little down this week, this video is for you💙
doing laundry; where's the softener? ah!–– a spider.
If peas can pea and bananas can banan, why don't lozenges lozenge? On a side note, I marionettes are indestructible.
Papayas: defining immaculate conception and tenderizing meat since time immemorial.
I thoroughly enjoy tweeting. It's like practicing monologues for when I get institutionalized.
The whys and hows and why nots weigh heavily on me
Hearts: like candy, people enjoy crushing them between their molars.
Would it make me more awesome if I decided to turn into a mock-dadaist floating bronze question mark?
soap: if not for eats, why made of carbohydrates?
cochlear implants: like contacts, but for ears
blueberries don't taste nearly as blue as tap water in a paper cup that's slowly dissolving into mush
If only brains could be condensed into thick paperback treatises detailing our experiences. Mine would resemble confetti. Glitter confetti.
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[email protected]... @noahlz
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