crestman @crest_man
Self-appointed guardian of ethics of ethical hackers. Founder of PiiS (Ponds Institute for Internet Safety) pondsinstitute.com Canberra Joined April 2012-
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We're trying for a seat on the UN Security Council. In our overly-inflated view, we in CREST are of global security significance. @AISA_MAN
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Q: "What do my #crest fees pay for?". ..You want the official or the unofficial answer?
Q: "Why are crest exams so expensive?". Look, we are expensive. ...But at least your fees pay for our fantastic overseas junkets! @QF1
Q: "Was there a public tender process for the taxpayer $$ that Govt gave us?". Dont be silly! Winners are grinners! @darrenpauli @QF1
"Where was the community endorsement for #crest certification?". Fools! We went straight to Govt, we dont need your 'community' endorsement!
#CREST Institute: Semester 2, Ethical Pickpocket exam. (We pick your pockets, you pass our exam) @QF1 @Isidort @vanderaj @darrenpauli
Hmm, what shonky govt grant scheme can we scam next.... (Typing up submission for 'The Institute for Ethical Lockpicking') @QF1 @darrenpauli
#Crest pentest exams are ready. Send us your money, suckers! Heheh. scmagazine.com.au/News/313541,cr… cc: @QF1 @Isidort
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