crystel 🌸 @crysteljs

indian born, carolina raised • @gwbusiness alum, tech person, cat mama • she/her clt Joined March 2019

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one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500

6 months ago

this is not true; feeling like you “deserve better” is inherently uncatholic.

mel @melschnef

6 months ago

this is not true; feeling like you “deserve better” is inherently uncatholic.

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Lilly Jay never thought she would get divorced. Especially not just after giving birth and in the shadow of her ex, Ethan Slater's, new relationship with a celebrity. She wrote about being a private person whose pain was thrust into the spotlight the-cut.visitlink.me/YMtYW9

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crystel 🌸 @crysteljs

9 months ago

the only detailed letterboxd review i've ever written is for this movie and is just me mad that kristen didn't run off with aubrey

kaycey @dykellisto

9 months ago

the only detailed letterboxd review i've ever written is for this movie and is just me mad that kristen didn't run off with aubrey

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crystel 🌸 @crysteljs

9 months ago

if you told me this account and the eras account that made seemingly ranch happen were run by the same person i'd believe it in a heartbeat

Luigi Mangione Updates @LuigiCrave

9 months ago

if you told me this account and the eras account that made seemingly ranch happen were run by the same person i'd believe it in a heartbeat

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mary @poetsbutdead

9 months ago

CHANDLER IN 3RD?!?!?! #DWTS #DWTSFinale

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crystel 🌸 @crysteljs

9 months ago

i fear carrie ann was right for once #dwts

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crystel 🌸 @crysteljs

11 months ago

the way i tried the exact same thing this morning

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11 months ago

the way i tried the exact same thing this morning

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crystel 🌸 @crysteljs

11 months ago

i honestly think Muriel Bowser doing this pretty unapologetically on a city scale is what’s gotten her three terms

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11 months ago

Love dating a man that’s a human calculator, dictionary, and Wikipedia

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🍊 @nayion202

a year ago

DC hilarious… the city will beef with each other till the end of time but the second someone from out of town try to play us it’s one band one sound 😭

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Colleen Grablick @colleengrablick

a year ago

opening twitter for the first time today and every tweet is about food or being capable of love? it's like my therapist's office in here!! ha, jk. in all seriousness my contribution is that i don't know why he said the thing about DC restaurants focusing on drinks

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✧ @northstardoll

a year ago

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crystel 🌸 @crysteljs

a year ago

plus dc statehood is just the objectively right thing to do - i was emotional the day i became a dc resident bc i loved the city so much but i def felt like i lost rights that day

numbers fuckstein stan @numfuksteinstan

a year ago

plus dc statehood is just the objectively right thing to do - i was emotional the day i became a dc resident bc i loved the city so much but i def felt like i lost rights that day

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Ed Hansberry @ehansalytics

a year ago

Optimist: The glass is 1/2 full Pessimist: The glass is 1/2 empty Excel: The glass is January 2

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crystel 🌸 @crysteljs

a year ago

i need to know how to get the cat from the cut piece immediately!! that poor soul deserves a good home

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crystel 🌸 @crysteljs

a year ago

me getting my license at 22 😅

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a year ago

me getting my license at 22 😅

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crystel 🌸 @crysteljs

a year ago

it’s not necessarily Shapiro: Biden intros Harris (CA): DE Trump intros Pence (IN): NY Hillary intros Kaine (VA): FL Romney intros Ryan (WI): VA McCain intros Palin (AK): OH Obama intros Biden (DE): IL Kerry intros Edwards (NC): PA