Rishi Mehta @rishoutofwater
Welcome to my archive of idiocy Joined December 2014-
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Rishi Mehta retweeted
When @prisonculture said “hope is a discipline”, she was talking about being an Arsenal fan
Rishi Mehta retweeted
never thought I’d be more hopeful about socialism than arsenal and yet here we are.
anytime I fuck up whatever food I’m cooking I’m just gonna call it Chicago-style
Maybe the real gorilla fight was the friends we made along the way
Taking the elevator down an apartment building is an olfactory rollercoaster. Why does the 16th floor smell like cookies and the 7th floor smell like a swimming pool
I’m ignoring elephants you’ll never encounter in rooms you’ll never be in
“What are you bringing to the potluck?” sexy back.
Power Rangers was military-industrial complex propaganda
Going to a Target in the suburbs vs. in NYC must be like how Russians felt seeing American grocery stores after the fall of the Iron Curtain
wow I can’t believe Charlie XCX wrote a song about transactions between different participants in the supply chain
Rishi Mehta retweeted
Unlike me who only has sex to achieve our Sustainable Development Goals
Unlike me who only has sex to achieve our Sustainable Development Goals
flannel el flan
Rishi Mehta retweeted
Bob is my nickname. Robert is my nicholasname
Just saw a baby with an ‘I Voted’ sticker- election fraud is off the charts
gosh I hope somebody puts my bomb in the Lost & Found
Interracial couples in the Bay Area
kabhi khushi kabhi gham
Tracy @tracy_rivera5
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Sca__llion @sca_llion14559
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SherryKatrine @6Ri61a036zQ8Dtu
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Phathel @Phathel266604
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Matt Linz, MD @matthew_linz
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Apsara Sankar @apsara_sankar
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Saif @sxifkhan
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Sarini @sarini_saksena
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anerib06 @anerib06
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Rahul Mehta @rahuldmehta7
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Pinkey Patel @pinkeypatell
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rheakorde @rheakorde
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ashhjet @Ashhjet
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Raagini @raaginisarkar16
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Akash Bhardwaj @akashbhar19
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Cruella de Chill @Fox_onDaProwl
438 Followers 473 Following I’ll do it, but only for the attention. (she/her)
Chandz @chandz108
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Junaid Muhammed @Junaid6004
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pinks @champagnepinks
190 Followers 190 Following it be like that sometimes and even when it don't — it do
Inna @innakapoor
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Amartyo Sen @AmartyoSen
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Vivek Thomas @vivekpthomas
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Aadit Mehta @aaditm_
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Ophelia @hopelessloaft
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Shariq Farooqi @shariqfarooqi_
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aggressively average @harshhappens
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The Africa Report @TheAfricaReport
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P R E C I O U S :) @Preciouslyxo
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Hydro Wind Energy @HydroWindEnergy
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No Score Draws ✍️... @CheapPanini
59K Followers 816 Following ✍🏻Artistically challenged football doodlers📕BOOK! The Unofficial World Cup Album: A Poorly Drawn Incomplete History 🛒 https://t.co/WGaFUvZ8hO No Pasarán
ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports
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Football Pictures Tha... @hardfootypix
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Matt Linz, MD @matthew_linz
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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau
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Philip Ruffini @philip_ruffini
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Chris Koerner @mhp_guy
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vishal dayama @VishalDayama
119K Followers 941 Following founder- @braindaddotco . writer. director. advertiser. grandfather. enjoyer of all kinds of sports. SuperDM me for enquiries in the link below.
Poorly Drawn Arsenal @cantdrawarsenal
75K Followers 295 Following I have questionable artistic skills and a love of Arsenal. Here is where I combine the two.
Out of Context Footba... @nocontextfm1
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Arsenal NYC @ArsenalNYC
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Soren Iverson @soren_iverson
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Tussell @Tussell_UK
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not here @masonlondon
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Saif @sxifkhan
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80s Footballers Agein... @80sAging
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gaut @0xgaut
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NASA @NASA
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Arsenal Academy @ArsenalAcademy
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Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal
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Historic Vids @historyinmemes
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Sarini @sarini_saksena
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Gabriel Martinelli @gabimartinelli
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