dounbug @d0unbug

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dounbug @d0unbug

7 hours ago

things that IMMEDIATELY disqualify men from manhood (final_approved_v6.txt) - sunburn - ever using an umbrella - taking pictures on a phone - wearing jeans - indian - skincare routine - funko pops - > 5 spotify followers - ever consuming milk alternatives - anime pfp

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dounbug @d0unbug

2 days ago

Arc @arctanno

a year ago

https://t.co/ykG0gytYjC

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dounbug @d0unbug

a week ago

being a girl is awesome bc if u dont know how to do something u can just ask for help. guys arent allowed to do that bc every time they ask for help they lose a quarter of an inch and their hairline starts to recede ....

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dounbug @d0unbug

a week ago

whats a good tweet to tweet for someone just getting back into tweeting after being plugged into the physical world for far too long and has been summoned back into the digital ether

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dounbug @d0unbug

3 weeks ago

i call her my little price action the way shes absolutely chopped

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dounbug @d0unbug

3 weeks ago

if anyone was wondering they have such a disgusting severe visceral reaction every time they see cankles, its bc the ankle-to-calf taper encodes ancestral cues of speed & agility the same way the waist-to-hip ratio encodes fertility & aura & motion

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dounbug @d0unbug

3 weeks ago

“ok yea so its all pretty technical but there’s a npm supply chain attack so i cant send u rent rn” “what’s an npm?” “ok so imagine every table in the restaurant uses the same salt shaker, and then someone fills it with cocaine instead of salt. that’s npm.” “…”

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dounbug @d0unbug

3 weeks ago

Might be the largest ketamine rock of all time. Ignore the dirty fingernails. You don’t care about nails when you have this much ketamine to do.

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dounbug @d0unbug

3 weeks ago

i lost my virginity in the back of a rivian

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dounbug @d0unbug

4 weeks ago

coke founder ketamine cofounder or ketamine founder coke cofounder

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dounbug @d0unbug

4 weeks ago

are you sure

eva @dollpartsz

4 weeks ago

are you sure https://t.co/AfDtwkFrtd

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dounbug @d0unbug

4 weeks ago

the way u ignore calls, doomscroll your thumb into tendonitis , drain ur dopamine reserves gooning & keep delaying the existential weight hanging over you is honestly so tufff twin

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dounbug @d0unbug

4 weeks ago

there is one very simple rule in life that you have to understand when dating & that is if a man: 1) has real money 2) can lay it down 3) good looking mewed up looksmaxed chad 9.7/10 times, complete drug addict

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dounbug @d0unbug

4 weeks ago

everyone else parties on the weekend while i INVEST (real) in the STOCK MARKET (also real). we are simply built different.

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dounbug @d0unbug

4 weeks ago

WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS

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dounbug @d0unbug

4 weeks ago

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dounbug @d0unbug

4 weeks ago

not taking life advice from anyone who is even remotely aware its 'labor day' today

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dounbug @d0unbug

4 weeks ago

my gf goes to a different market you wouldn’t know her

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dounbug @d0unbug

4 weeks ago

if you talk to any serious trader they’re like yes the market has spirits, never stare at the order book too long else the charts start breathing, sometimes the hand of your ancestral bloodline forces you to open a position, avoid trading full moons, and pray before entering NY…