Garrett Gobblekoq @dadpaste
I fart in the club all the time Joined September 2013-
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was @wilw cursed by michael jackson to also become a man who never grew up?
I gave my wife an orgasm in 2014 and really should try to do it again in the near future but theres so much going on in my life right now television-wise.
I won't rest into all fat sitcom dad's have beautiful wives. Why doesn't the media tell fat men they're worthwhile.
my fetish is judging other men's taste in women. I can't get off unless a major media outlet tells me it's not weird.
Obviously Steve Rodgers was a bottom when he was a little guy, but would he have continued to be a bottom on the Super Soldier Steroids?
Elmer Fudd: inept hunter or skilled PUA and master of the neg?
ten years ago we had steve jobs, kevin bacon, and headphone jack
If drinking too much wasn't unpleasant it would be called drinking just enough.
the special olympics will be highly competitive in 19 years when all the zika babies reach maturity.
If You Can't Code With The Big Dogs... Stay On The Porch!
Imagine how much energy and thought has gone into the pseudo-science trying to disprove actual science.
*mashing calculator furiously* it looks like.......58,008?
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