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I don't know how podcasters do it, listening to yourself talk is the worst. Why is this so painful?
Gotta love O’Hare bursting into cheers…and Zimmerman earning redemption!
When you’re rooting for the 24 year old to succeed because the 19 year old is too young…(and because DC represent!)
Can I get this on a postcard to hand to the next patient who complains that I didn't look in their nose during their annual physical?
Hey @guster and @TheLincolnDC, any updates on when we might get to have that cancelled show from January?
July 10 is the anniversary of a moment that very much changed my life. A moment that means so much to me I (as of last October) quite literally wear it on my sleeve. It's the day Abby Wambach scored a miracle goal against Brazil in the 2011 Women's World Cup. Let me explain why!
Do we arm doctors now? And Walmart employees? And faith leaders? There are more guns than people in America, and we are 25x MORE likely to be shot and killed than people in other high-income countries. We don’t need more guns—we need more gun safety laws.
Do we arm doctors now? And Walmart employees? And faith leaders? There are more guns than people in America, and we are 25x MORE likely to be shot and killed than people in other high-income countries. We don’t need more guns—we need more gun safety laws.
I accidentally closed all 187 safari windows I have - HAD 😭 - open on my phone. My heart is RACING.
Outraged that Modric is, in fact, younger than I am.
I remember when they did this with Buffy. It was 1999. It makes me so angry that we’re still doing this.
I remember when they did this with Buffy. It was 1999. It makes me so angry that we’re still doing this.
Not Gina Rodriguez frantically asking Alexa to “play anything” in my movie and my parents’ Alexa turning on. The future is weird.
On the cover, our Editorial: Why Roe v. Wade must be defended hubs.li/Q01b9FLr0
Is there anything more frustrating than knowing your EarPods are somewhere in the apartment thanks to “Find My…” but being unable to find them?
Second period Caps?! (Many thanks to @KikiStVodka and @_sashayed for this rainy Saturday birthday surprise)
I picked @BrigidAlliance for a recurring donation to help people access care.
I picked @BrigidAlliance for a recurring donation to help people access care.
Blue and red America are united in legislating homelessness. In every case, the perpetrators don't feel responsible. They're just outlawing one little thing: co-living, mortgage lending, multi-unit projects, redevelopments, etc. Straws and camel backs everywhere.
Blue and red America are united in legislating homelessness. In every case, the perpetrators don't feel responsible. They're just outlawing one little thing: co-living, mortgage lending, multi-unit projects, redevelopments, etc. Straws and camel backs everywhere.
Not gonna lie, this was an A+ part of today.
Not gonna lie, this was an A+ part of today.

Kristina Montemayor @KMonty_MD
2K Followers 741 Following Program Director @JHUPCCMFellows | Senior APD @OslerResidency | Longcope FFL 💪| Co-founder of @PulmPEEPs 🫁 | Proud 🌈 Latina
Jonathan Coffington @JonathanCoffin
1K Followers 3K Following Past: @IndianaUniv @VOXGlobal @DePauwU Capitol Hill flack. Opinions mine. Journo fan. Cooking. Fútbol. He/Him 🏔⛷🚴🏃🏼♂️🏳️🌈
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Daniel Scott @CarlosMill741
214 Followers 4K Following 1 Corinthians 13:13 so now faith, hope and love abide these three; but the greatest of these is love! I'm a God fearing man..
Emily Silverman, MD @ESilvermanMD
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DC Public Library Fou... @LoveDCLibrary
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GrooveMDs @GrooveMDs
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Eleanor #DCStatehood ... @EleanorNorton
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Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd
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Resus Cric Superstar @RozehnalMd
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Breanna Carozza @BreannaCarozza
4 Followers 16 Following
Mara Gordon, MD @MaraGordonMD
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AuntGwennie @auntgwenz
251 Followers 4K Following Everybody's aunt. personal account. Opinions my own/not medical advice.
WharfLifeDC @WharfLifeDC
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Willard Applefeld MD @WApplefeld
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Heather Valente, MSPA... @HValentePedPCPA
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Terence Hill @THillMD
85 Followers 215 Following Interventional Cardiologist. Tweets are my personal opinion only and do not reflect those of any organization or healthcare system.
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Bobby Gottfried @BobbyGottfried
425 Followers 849 Following Proud DC native. Caps, Nats, DC Football, Wiz, Liverpool fan. Loyal Little. He/Him. #ALLCAPS #NATITUDE #YNWA #LaCheeserie
DC Misery @9juanjuan4
449 Followers 1K Following ⚾️🏀⚽️🏈 Minor league baseball players deserve a living wage from billionaire owners not go fund me’s. “cause good trouble, necessary trouble”- JL.
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Meg @megyoung_dc
171 Followers 448 Following
Kristina Montemayor @KMonty_MD
2K Followers 741 Following Program Director @JHUPCCMFellows | Senior APD @OslerResidency | Longcope FFL 💪| Co-founder of @PulmPEEPs 🫁 | Proud 🌈 Latina
Jonathan Coffington @JonathanCoffin
1K Followers 3K Following Past: @IndianaUniv @VOXGlobal @DePauwU Capitol Hill flack. Opinions mine. Journo fan. Cooking. Fútbol. He/Him 🏔⛷🚴🏃🏼♂️🏳️🌈
The Osler Medical Res... @OslerResidency
5K Followers 521 Following The Osler Medical Residency at the Johns Hopkins Hospital #OslerPride
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Washington Spirit @WashSpirit
96K Followers 10K Following Rise up, DC 💛🖤 Next home match vs Houston Dash | Sept 28th | 1PM ET | Audi Field
Metrorail Info @Metrorailinfo
107K Followers 66 Following Official service info feed for Metrorail. Monitored 7 am-8 pm, Mon-Fri and weekends 8 am-8 pm. To report an emergency, call Transit Police at (202) 962-2121.
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Vagina Museum @vagina_museum
176K Followers 5K Following World's first bricks and mortar museum dedicated to vaginas, vulvas and the gynae anatomy.
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51K Followers 4K Following freelance content writer. published in the NYT. swiftie, mom, feminist, marrying a firefighter.
Joanna Melia @JoannaMeliaMD
1K Followers 1K Following IBD specialist. Rethinking manganese in health and disease. @IBDHopkins @OslerResidency @MGH_GI tweets=opinions, not medical advice
Dan Wuori @DanWuori
150K Followers 15K Following Dan Wuori, Ph.D. | Author, The Daycare Myth: What We Get Wrong About Early Care and Education (and What We Should Do About It) available now from @TCPress
Bess Kalb @bessbell
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Raquel Sofía Sandova... @sofsandovl
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Nichole 🍞🍯 UPDA... @tnwhiskeywoman
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National Mall NPS @NationalMallNPS
62K Followers 387 Following Official feed for National Mall and Memorial Parks, National Park Service - caretakers of the Washington Monument, Lincoln Memorial & more!
Shirlene Obuobi MD @shirleneobuobi
12K Followers 1K Following 🫀 cardiologist / author / cartoonist. 🇬🇭. Both my tears + my comics are full of salt. She/her. Views = my own
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3.0M Followers 380 Following Sign up for ESPN! https://t.co/065HylzDzv Questions about your subscription? https://t.co/vAvob9cbYR
Alison Teal @AlisonVTeal
126 Followers 201 Following Political, travel and humor writer, blogger, photographer, proud mother and confused woman at the far edge of her prime: https://t.co/StsUUGtSDS
Rainey Horwitz, MD @SexplainedMed
2K Followers 465 Following pgy-2 @emory_urology via @slusom | bioethics | shame free comprehensive sexual medicine (instagram) | @SMSNA_ORG @ISSWSH committee member | hula hoop trickster
Timothy Niessen @tniessen
189 Followers 192 Following Assistant Professor, Johns Hopkins School of Medicine. General Internal Medicine in the Hospital, usually at night. Tweets are my own.
Bhavana Pathak @mettabhav
39 Followers 75 Following Hematologist/Oncologist. Interests in mindfulness, music, anthropology. My opinions are my own.
Tyler Olson, EA @olsonplanner
43K Followers 967 Following The physician's financial planner and tax pro.
Tarik El-Bashir @Tarik_ElBashir
46K Followers 454 Following Capitals Insider for @MonSportsNet. Rinkside reporter for @NHL_On_TNT. @NHLNetwork correspondent. @NSMASportsMedia’s 2023 D.C. sportswriter of the year.
Robert Oubre, MD | Th... @Dr_Oubre
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9K Followers 27 Following My new album 'Pins and Needles' is out now! 👇🏻
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Ning Leng @leng_ning
2K Followers 2K Following Asst Prof @Georgetown @McCourtSchool #WilsonChinaFellows | Chinese political economy, authoritarianism, China in LatAm | Author of Politicizing Business
Jacob Maronge @jmmaronge
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813K Followers 191 Following Father. Diamond Dog. Proud coach of Henry’s soccer team. I have a real tricky time hearing folks that don't believe in themselves!
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676 Followers 3 Following Official Arlington Forest Club pool status and closings (such as for thunder), maintained by AFC management and lifeguards.
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Christina Henderson @chenderson
15K Followers 2K Following DC Councilmember, At-Large. Caught in the intersection of my love for politics, policy, & pop culture. Alum: @FurmanU @PrincetonSPIA. AKA. Views my own.