Dan Joslyn @daniel_joslyn

Attorney, Las Vegas. enjoy baseball, birding, Doctor Who, life and stuff. Tweets are my opinions only. He/Him pronouns. Las Vegas, NV Joined September 2008

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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing

2 years ago

Tom Hamilton's call of the Jose Ramirez-Tim Anderson fight on Cleveland radio is the stuff of legend. "DOWN GOES ANDERSON! DOWN GOES ANDERSON!"

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Jemaine Clement @AJemaineClement

2 years ago

A real reminder to check the guest wing of your castle.

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5-4 Quotes @FiveFourQuotes

2 years ago

If an Orca happens to attack my boat or sink my dinghy and I die, I am telling you, you must politicize my death and demand we give trees and animals standing @_FleerUltra

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The Watchers Council @WaTchersVS

2 years ago

Here it is. Episode two of our mini-series revival, “The Slayer Syndrome”, is now live! #buffythevampireslayer #btvs #fanfiction #fanfic #buffyfanfic thewatcherscouncil.net/revamped-0102-…

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Alex Eccleston @AventuraObscura

2 years ago

70 years ago today, a Sands Hotel dancer named Sally McCloskey climbed to the top of Mount Charleston in Nevada and performed an interpretive dance while an atomic bomb exploded behind her, just 40 miles away.

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Quantіan @quantian1

2 years ago

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Chambraigne Socialist @bombsfall

5 years ago

Getting to sleep by imagining being the universe trending towards being a vague suggestion of scattered inert particles all sharing the same absolute zero temperature, past the point where time and distance have meaning.

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The Watchers Council @WaTchersVS

3 years ago

If you haven't checked out the first episode of our new miniseries, "Things Fall Apart," go for it! If you have, make sure to tell us what you thought of it in the replies. Thanks! thewatcherscouncil.net/revamped-0101-…

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Scott Nover @ScottNover

3 years ago

If you tweet “there is no media coverage of [insert news event]” you should be forced to record a video of yourself googling [insert news event].

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Dan Joslyn @daniel_joslyn

3 years ago

I agree Bernie.

Emma Goldberg @emmabgo

3 years ago

I agree Bernie.

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pokey pup @Whatapityonyou

3 years ago

The Onion has had it lmao

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Ryan Broderick @broderick

3 years ago

AI will (most likely) not gain sentience in our lifetime. But what it is doing right now is replacing human labor with bad facsimiles, making public communication worse, automating prejudices, strengthening monopolies, and creating new ways to terrorize each other.

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Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman

3 years ago

Many, many New York Times contributors (past and present) have signed this open letter criticizing the NYT's biased coverage of transgender, non-binary, and gender nonconforming people. I am one of them! This letter is worth reading and considering! nytletter.com

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The Watchers Council @WaTchersVS

3 years ago

Just a reminder that our new episode of Watchers is now available on our website. It’s got action, suspense, horror, and a detailed explanation of the difference between Patreon and OnlyFans. Also swearing. All that and more in “Things Fall Apart.” thewatcherscouncil.net/revamped-0101-…

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Dan Joslyn @daniel_joslyn

3 years ago

Hey you guys El!n is at the Super Bowl. I dare you to ban me, El!n.

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B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin

3 years ago

White blood cells showing up to help the body fight infection and other disease

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Andrew Perez @andrewperezdc

3 years ago

During the Super Bowl tonight, you’ll see two TV ads promoting Jesus from a company called He Gets Us. Underneath the inclusive-sounding messages is a group funding the right’s efforts to ban abortion & allow businesses to discriminate against the LGBTQ+ levernews.com/heres-who-will…

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Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson

3 years ago

Can’t blame Earth’s rotation for that missed field goal by the Kansas City @Chiefs. Coriolis forces in the northern hemisphere will shift airborne projectiles only to the right, and the ball boinged off the left upright -- for the miss.