Dann013 @dann_013
Morgenmuffel. Four Marks, England Joined January 2009-
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Thank you to the @hornesection for the beautiful prize of some peas. The Horne Section at The Anvil was an amazing show and winning an actual @taskmaster task was a dream come true.
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' Look out everyone it's Jaws, we are now going to require a larger Jaws catching vessel'
' Look out everyone it's Jaws, we are now going to require a larger Jaws catching vessel'
Take that Billionaires (the irony of sharing this on X is not lost on me) @blackmirror @charltonbrooker 🥚 🍎 ❤️ #thronglets
DEFINITELY a knob gag
This is a knob gag
Is this a Knob gag?
Is this a Knob gag?
Are you supposed to use bins for things other than throwing rubbish away?
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“Now cheat on your wife with a teenager”
Let's start a petition to change the name of the Minute Mart in EastEnders to the Minute Martin. (Fowler) #EastEnders #MartinFowler
Alan Sugar's 'famous pen' will be eventually getting its own spin off Disney plus series #TheApprentice @Lord_Sugar
When you put a top on with the coat hanger still in it #BAFTA2025
They designed a character that looks like they want to speak to the manager RIGHT NOW. #TheApprentice
Trump is the president and a slew of celebrities have sadly passed in the first few weeks of the year. Ladies and gentlemen it appears that it's 2016 again, who's ready for a referendum vote in June?
Good to see @McDonaldsUK are keeping it fresh and not just reusing old happy meal products, I'd call it a toy but three year old cards and a tin is hardly entertaining now is it. 2022?! Awful!!
Just cut it mate #PDCWorldChampionships #PDCWorldChampionship @callanrydz170
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Bernard Manning, British comedian and nightclub owner, circa June 2003. (2003)
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