Danny Failure @dannyfailure
Listen for the victories, they always come quietly Joined July 2014-
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What does a platypus have to do with artificial intelligence? Daniel Ernst, assistant professor of English at @txwomans, explains. bit.ly/DErnstAM
I preferred when celebrities condescended instead of pretended they’re just like us
The future of professional sports contracts is allotment by wins and losses so as to incentivize playing hard each and every game, as exemplified by the NBA In-season Tournament
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has anyone ever used numbers 7-9 on a microwave
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@fuzzyharmonica @BillClinton @CigarAficMag As I’ve said before, a great barbecue restaurant must also get the sides right
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People are like “oh republicans are so bad now” but George W Bush was running a worldwide network of secret torture prisons and nobody even talks about it anymore so I think it’s probably just always like this.
Do Your Ears Hang Low? is the only song I can think of in which every line of the lyrics is a question
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Given the amount of corn subsidies in this country, soda and breakfast cereal should be free at the point of service.
If men want to look taller, instead of getting leg lengthening surgery they should get headshrinking surgery; it has the same perceptual effect
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Confirmed that Paramount buried the episode on DeSantis for political reasons semafor.com/article/07/19/…
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what accent is this
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Why does this beef jerky look like it's going to be shortlisted for the National Book Award?
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