pip-pop bim-bam @danslimmon
leftist; SRE; incident response expert. Opinions expressed here are not necessarily those of anyone blog.danslimmon.com New Haven, CT Joined November 2008-
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Capitalism has left us all with little time for creative pursuits.
Capitalism has left us all with little time for creative pursuits.
just realized that situations can have multiple facets… this changes everything
permanent mood: this lady from the "Make your shirt explode!" scene in Castle in the Sky
many such cases ("The Demolished Man" by Alfred Bester)
Is it bad to break up with your significant other by means of a powerpoint presentation?
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how I felt during the talking heads category on jeopardy
me, desperately trying to remember the name of Guns N' Roses 3rd album
This is what it's like every time i drink a sip of red bull
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