gravedanger @davegrainger

Dave Grainger is a media strategist, gentleman, scholar and acrobat. He’s going to buy a dinghy, going to call her dignity London Joined February 2009

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gravedanger @davegrainger

5 months ago

How is #rorymcilroy only 35 years old?!!!This golf lark puts years on a kid

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gravedanger @davegrainger

6 months ago

Dear Mark Slade. If you break a car you should just fix it straight away, not lie for two weeks about not fixing it @kwikfit @kwikfitCS #kwikfitbrokenycar @WhichUK

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6 months ago

Dear Mark Slade. I’d really, really like my car back now. Preferably without the big hole in the roof that @kwikfit put there. @CitizensAdvice

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a year ago

If you give blood but don’t tell anyone, does this make you even more of a hero, or slightly less of a hero @drwilding ?

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Wrexham AFC @Wrexham_AFC

a year ago

Fearless in Devotion…. RISING TO PROMOTION! 🔴⚪️ #WxmAFC

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a year ago

bloke on the news from the university of Derbyshire has developed a heat resistant coral reef to combat climate change. Not to be outdone, today I changed my bar chart to a line graph.

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gravedanger @davegrainger

2 years ago

Dear @wearewellsandco if you replace Guinness in a pub with ‘Genesis’ please know that I’m not going to drink there… not until it’s fizzy lager season again.

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What's that? You're looking for a public speaking course for you or your team that isn't a load of training-by-numbers-predictable corporate crap? I do that! Gimme a shout if you need to get louder this year & work on how clear & confident your voice is goodshoutcommunity.com

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2 years ago

If your colleague gives blood during their lunch hour but you leave them your chocolate brownie when they get back to their desk, who is the real hero?

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Harpenden Town FC @Harpenden_Town

2 years ago

🟢🟡WELCOME HOME, JAKE We're delighted to announce that Jake Anthony is once again a Harpenden Town player after a spell at Dunstable Town. Since 2017, Jake has scored 52 goals in 111 games for Harpenden. We can't wait to see you back in green and gold @JakeAnthony1998

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gravedanger @davegrainger

2 years ago

Think how long cookies dominated our belief in how advertising works best. Then think how quickly we’re finding better solutions. Feels like we were asleep on the job.

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2 years ago

Have to remind myself that the Elgin marbles aren’t actually round, so cant easily be swapped for a steely.

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2 years ago

Subbuteo tips: If you’re playing as ‘Scotland away’ don’t buy a new team. Simply field your ‘Real Madrid home’ team. Maybe invest the money saved in a three person camera crew, or a throw in fella with springs for knees.