Al Woker @davehelem
Television writer. Stand-Up comedian. Former Kanye apologist. Los Angeles, CA Joined October 2010-
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Every time I go to a 7-11 out here I leave emotionally scarred.
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Offset & JID say they made ‘Bodies’ in China after performing at Hypefest which is why the track has an anthem feel to it: “The energy from the festival…all of that went into the foundation of this song…This sht sounds like stadium music.” A standout track of 2025 🏆
Y'ALL KNOW I LOVE MY CITY. AND WE'RE BRINGING CHICAGO TO L.A. THIS THURSDAY SEPT 4TH AT @westsidecomedy IN SANTA MONICA. THIS LINEUP IS CRAZY GOOD. GET TIX HERE: westsidecomedy.com/single-event/e…
Soooooo good
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@BFLAT206 @AppleMusic New Ghostface is crazy
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BLACKNESS
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James Harden has lost 31-pounds this offseason after following a strict diet/workout, per @SloHoopsFan. After years of overwhelming obesity Harden is committed to getting a “revenge bod” to stick it to the Sixers. Wow!
CHICAGO. August 22-23. I’m bringing my new mustache with me too to @comedybarTV Ticket Link: eventbrite.com/cc/aug-22-23-d…
That milk in a bag is diabolical, man.
That milk in a bag is diabolical, man.
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How women feel when they listen to the Clipse
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Bradley’s Beal waive and signing to the clippers is expected “any time now” (per @Gambo987)
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I’m watching Wheel of Fortune and this sista really said “Berry Washington” 🤦🏾♂️
Pet peeve. When people do something amazing or die, we post pictures of us with that person. Man, let them cook. Post a random Getty Image of that person and write that fire ass caption about their life/career. When I go, I don't want to see none of y'all faces on my IG feed.
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Happy bday to the man who’s changed our franchise for the better. Chose to come here like nobody else did and has left a lasting impact. I will miss him when he’s gone. Chip season loading #Klaw
Happy bday to the man who’s changed our franchise for the better. Chose to come here like nobody else did and has left a lasting impact. I will miss him when he’s gone. Chip season loading #Klaw
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“Yeah, now I got a real one — now no one can say anything.” — Alex Caruso 😭 (via @DParkOK)
In Baltimore for a wedding this weekend. I miss these hot ass summer nights. LA nights where the temp gets below 60 turn me into a version of me that Chicago would be ashamed of.
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Clipse “So Be It” Music video out now 🔥
This is how my mind work when I whoop ppl ass online in 2K
This is how my mind work when I whoop ppl ass online in 2K
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