david falconer @davemfalc

Brighton, England Joined January 2011

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George Coles 🏳️‍🌈 @MrColesDrama

4 years ago

Hi @Hoseasons my mum booked to stay with you as a birthday gift for my dad. Unfortunately, as he’s died, their booking is no longer appropriate. The fact you won’t refund this and the way you describe it as ‘unfortunate’ falls well short of your ‘first class customer service’.

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Chris Mears @ChrisMears1

4 years ago

RIP Matthew Harding - 25 years ago today - Chelsea should’ve dedicated an entire programme to his memory but alas no 💙

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jam @jammzin

4 years ago

Just walked out of asda There was a woman crying her eyes out saying she’s lost all her holiday money. Felt so bad for her so gave her £50. Don’t usually do things like that but I’d just found 2 grand in the car park…

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Sam Lee @SamLee

4 years ago

Just got offered a free Covid test by somebody selling cocaine on the street. The Chaaaaaaaampioonnnnsssss

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Didier Drogba @didierdrogba

4 years ago

Let’s goooooooooooooo💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙 @ChelseaFC @ChampionsLeague We are going to Istanbul my People

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Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar

4 years ago

Hilarious

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Secret Drug Addict @ScrtDrugAddict

5 years ago

I don't like people who take drugs... Customs men for example.

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Liam Thorp @LiamThorpECHO

5 years ago

So I’m not getting a vaccine next week - was feeling weird about why I’d been selected ahead of others so rang GP to check. Turns out they had my height as 6.2cm rather than 6 ft 2, giving me a BMI of 28,000 😂

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Ryan Gallagher 〠 @RyanGallagher70

5 years ago

Cheers Stephen lad x

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Danny @doglab

5 years ago

It takes 3.2 seconds to RT and help make him famous

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Sussex Cricket @SussexCCC

6 years ago

Today would have been Matthew Hobden’s 26th birthday. Once a Shark, always a Shark.

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Ewen MacIntosh @ewenmacintosh

6 years ago

@TwopTwips EASE THE strain on the NHS by using out of work actors from Holby City and Casualty as auxiliary workers

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Finborough Arms @FinboroughArms

6 years ago

These are the “hero’s” from today .. let’s make and shame them ! @SpursOfficial

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Duncan Alexander @oilysailor

6 years ago

No-one born since 1984 has ever voted in a general election when Chelsea weren't top of the PL. A big test for Frank Lampard's young team.

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david falconer @davemfalc

6 years ago

Chelsea FC: Withdraw Dan Levenes press pass to ALL Chelsea fixtures. - Sign the Petition! chng.it/72NxNPqN via @UKChange

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Peter Shilton @Peter_Shilton

6 years ago

@gillpind @mikeparry8 I retired in 1990 l think you have the wrong person

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Bill Holohan SC @BillHolohanSC

6 years ago

A history lesson for people who think that history doesn't matter: What's the big deal about railroad tracks? The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Well, because that's the way