Clap on the Ones and Threes @davidmay7

Night Court and Judge Dredd are practically the same thing. Joined February 2010

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Clap on the Ones and Threes @davidmay7

7 years ago

🆙🆙♿️🆒 now I’m a faith healer.

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Paulie Gualtieri Has Opinions @PauliesOpinions

2 years ago

Whaddya mean the feds are bannin' TikTok for bein' Chinese? The prícks better not touch my General T'so's Chicken.

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3 years ago

I want a phone I can eat too

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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots

3 years ago

No Speaker? So buy 'em all headphones or somethin'!

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The Onion @TheOnion

3 years ago

Exhausted Couple Relieved Toddler Finally Asleep So They Can Talk Shit About Her bit.ly/3WgAVRR

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Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots

4 years ago

It's called a non fuckable token, they're worth so much money because they're made of computers.

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Clap on the Ones and Threes @davidmay7

3 years ago

I would like the World Cup to dove tail into the met gala in an endless cycle of things I can’t relate to that take a long time.

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3 years ago

The “Who to Follow” widget is maddeningly refreshing as I scroll.

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ClickHole @ClickHole

3 years ago

No Mother Should Ever Have To Experience This: 4 Children I Had To Abandon Because I Got Bored clickhole.com/no-mother-shou…

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Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys

3 years ago

This Veterans Day remember if they were actually so great they’d be human doctors. Enjoy arbys

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marc @msnetik

3 years ago

I always forget Elon is short for Watermelon

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follow @bencollins on bluesky @oneunderscore__

3 years ago

Twitter's policy always disallowed impersonation, but the immediate ban is new. Take @jaboukie, who is the king of this. He lost his checkmark for impersonating a bunch of accounts — the FBI (see below), CNN, the Cats movie — but he was not permanently kicked off the platform.

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Film Daze @filmdaze

3 years ago

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Dexerto @Dexerto

3 years ago

ASMR streams have evolved

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Clap on the Ones and Threes @davidmay7

3 years ago

This new booster ( plus flu and shingles) is destroying me. I can’t remember the last sick day I took.

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3 years ago

What will arrive first? My ltt screwdriver or the AM5 components I want to assemble with it? @LinusTech

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Clap on the Ones and Threes @davidmay7

4 years ago

Tales from WFH. I take myself off mute to sneeze.

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Andrea Junker @Strandjunker

5 years ago

Still no answer to this question: Who paid off Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh’s $92,000 country club fees plus his $200,000 credit card debt plus his $1.2 million mortgage, and purchased themselves a SCOTUS seat?