david @davidwebpage
a tale told by an idiot Joined September 2021-
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RT for a chance to win one of 30 exclusive Lee Corso collectibles in honor of Coach’s final College GameDay 🧡
i can appreciate a good dunk on STEM kids in humanities classes but at this point i’m starting to feel like my BA is kinda worthless
i can appreciate a good dunk on STEM kids in humanities classes but at this point i’m starting to feel like my BA is kinda worthless
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Lost $60,000 betting Kendrick would do Steely Dan’s “Reelin In The Years.”
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aquí en balatro civilization nadie elige descartar por el four of a kind...
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GAME WORN @JoeyB CLEATS!!! RT to win 👀 #ProBowlVote + Joe Burrow
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46 years ago today, Cincinnati rock radio station WKRP held its first annual Turkey Drop. Oh, the humanity!
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TO THE GOOD PEOPLE OF LOUISIANA @LSUBarstool Commissar Lea is advancing on Baton Rouge with his 135th Vanderbilt Battalion. He fights for your liberation from the tyrant Brian Kelly. He is your friend. All those who assist his victory shall be duly compensated with NIL. ONWARD!
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