deadprogrammer @deadprogrammer
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invader zim predicted it years ago. more organs = more human
invader zim predicted it years ago. more organs = more human https://t.co/XC9hQPIVbZ
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in america you make this sound when you find a urinal, in korea the urinal makes this sound when it finds you
sharks survived something like 5 major extinction events - a ph change is not going to do them in. they might evolve into terrifying gumming machines though.
sharks survived something like 5 major extinction events - a ph change is not going to do them in. they might evolve into terrifying gumming machines though.
7-eleven in korea is lightyears ahead of what we have in america. i’m tempted to give subway a try: what if the pattern holds?
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“Watch the damn parade and stop asking me about lunch.”
kudos to putin for being honest about russia’s depression and anhedonia
kudos to putin for being honest about russia’s depression and anhedonia
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honestly this is peak customer support, phenomenal
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French CEO fired for having an affair. The end times are near
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eric adams says new york is already the istanbul of america but only sliwa is willing and able to make it happen
eric adams says new york is already the istanbul of america but only sliwa is willing and able to make it happen
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one of the last old internet/forums culture moments I saw in the wild was this guy logging onto r/meth and was like hello! I am fighting in the Sudanese Rapid Support Forces and they pay us in meth! I love meth! and then posted photos of him rolling barrel bombs out of an An-26
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my employer emailed me to congratulate me on my 4-year anniversary with a link to a button that said "view recognition" which takes you to a page that says "you are recognized"
next thing you know the libs will cancel the olympic salute
next thing you know the libs will cancel the olympic salute
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This is what the bathroom looks like on the International Space Station. Astronauts just crap onto endless sea/sky beneath them.
hands off our historic homicides, drumpf
hands off our historic homicides, drumpf
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