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Mercenary at your local Multistrat hedge fund. HF recruiters wet dream... In between gardening leaves NYC/LON Joined March 2022-
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Gotta admit that training trading assistant or junior trader is a rewarding feeling
still true
Went on a traders call with PMs from other shops and I gotta say that it really felt like an awkward adult playdate
The only worthwhile sell-side research ever written was the 1990s GS quant research team that published absolutely phenomenal papers. @EmanuelDerman and Iraj Kani are the OGs of vol quant research (and Peter Carr RIP, ofc...)
The only worthwhile sell-side research ever written was the 1990s GS quant research team that published absolutely phenomenal papers. @EmanuelDerman and Iraj Kani are the OGs of vol quant research (and Peter Carr RIP, ofc...)
Every sell-side research/trading note / traders' call i've listened to over the last week or so has been pitching buying vol into sep b/c of seasonality.. It sounds awfully simplistic to make a case for owning/selling vol just because the calendar has month changed
Typical summer market in FX - no events this week until JH on Friday, but Powell speech is after the options expiry on Friday so the event weight added to Monday expiry... Dealers don't wanna bleed decay so the mark pre event super low (but wide AF)
Typical summer market in FX - no events this week until JH on Friday, but Powell speech is after the options expiry on Friday so the event weight added to Monday expiry... Dealers don't wanna bleed decay so the mark pre event super low (but wide AF)
Curve fittings algorithms worst nightmare
Curve fittings algorithms worst nightmare

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