dandoon @deepthinkerdan

I never know what to put here Joined February 2023

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dandoon @deepthinkerdan

7 hours ago

What if they stab you in the eye?

Guns and Memes. @2AGunsNMemes

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What if they stab you in the eye?

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9 hours ago

me enjoying a beer after a 12 hour shift

Justin Bieber @justinbieber

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me enjoying a beer after a 12 hour shift

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INDO @INDIAKNOXX

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knowing when to go home is important.

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10 hours ago

I feel this on so many levels

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21 hours ago

Israelis are shady as mofos

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21 hours ago

There is more to life than Taylor Swift.

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22 hours ago

Taylor Swift is kinda hot...she's married though right?

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Who is Taylor Swift again?

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22 hours ago

I wonder what the scum of the earth is up to.

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2 days ago

salmon kabobs #cook #good #food

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2 days ago

yesterday was thursday, today is friday, tomorrow is saturday...

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Kibbeh Balls #cook #good #food

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Up with POPE Down with DOPE

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3 days ago

be in the moment #life #moments

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3 days ago

don't set the mood for the day once you wake up from sleep, your mind needs to get acclimated to the new day

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como se desa #찬이를_위해_햇살이_되어줄게

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4 days ago

liar liar vance's pants on fire

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Vance pants on fire liar liar

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4 days ago

Why not just shut the government down indefinitely if you're going to keep playing these mindless games

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I refuse to be a credit score.

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