Fatherhood Symptoms @diagnosingdad
Are you displaying symptoms of fatherhood?🤔 Don't worry we are here for you! 😁 If you have one or more symptoms posted you've probably caught fatherhood! 🤣😎 Joined August 2017-
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My 5yo asked if I could make him a new little brother because the one he has now isn’t nice #dadlife #brothers #family
Sneaking out of my sleeping toddler's room like... #Fatherhood #Parenting
Today's milk was served in a green cup instead of blue. Protests over unsatisfactory living conditions have ensued. #Dadlife #Parenting
Dad's let connect on snapchat... #dadlife #dad #fatherhood #dadblog
(Actual footage of my life) My paw patrol princess from the dark side of the force attacking my wife! #PawPatrol #StarWars #toddlers #DadLife #parenting
Has anyone ever forced there children to watch cartoons from your childhood? #90skid
Told my kid if he could just deal with his teachers today I wouldn't make him go to school tomorrow.
Why is it your children only like you whenever your the only option? If grandma's around she is the favorite or grandpa or aunt ect... #parenting #spoiledkids #dadlife
I can proudly say I have now seen all 94 episodes of paw patrol at least 94 times. 🐶 #PawPatrol #dadlife
Took my toddler to the zoo! I discovered she is the one that needs to be caged! #zoo #ToddlerLife #dadlife
Is it just me or is the ‘Daddy Finger, Mummy Finger...’ song all over YouTube? My toddler has a knack of finding a variation at any time. 🙄
Preschool admin: "We only accept personal checks." Me: "Great, I'll be back in 2 years when I figure out where my checkbook is."
Got a free 30 minute massage when my small child found a toy pizza cutter.
Tell me how tired you are so I can upstage you and tell you how much more tired I am. -marriage
It's like no one in my family appreciates that I stayed up all night overthinking for them. ~Moms
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DaddyisBest @DaddyisBest
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Cheralene Lavery @Cheralene
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IrishDadRants @IrishDadRants
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Benett (and I ain’t.. @PhilosophyBootz
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Christine 💕 @NewEnglandMomma
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Jet Set Daddy ✈️ @jetsetdaddy
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Little Quirks @quirks_little
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Dadventures @KidsGoWow
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Photage @photageapp
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Johnny Atlas @ItsJohnnyAtlas
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Mrs R Strang @RionaStrang
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The Dad Corp @thedadcorp
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Smart TMS @Smart_TMS
471 Followers 578 Following rTMS treatment across the UK and Ireland. Repetitive Transcranial Magnetic Stimulation is safe, effective, non-invasive treatment for depression. NICE approved.
Diane Nassy @DNassySocial
93K Followers 61K Following Professional-ish Blogger. Writer. Brand Ambassador. Internet Marketer. Mom. Loves all things digital. Loves to laugh. Lives life to its fullest.
Daddy McDadface @DMcDadface
630 Followers 481 Following Managing to look after another human being whilst collecting as many embarrassing stories for her 18th birthday party! https://t.co/72epvrfaxq
Growing Wild Ones @growingwildone1
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Angie D'Aliesio-Capal.. @angiedaliesio
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Twins and Coffee | Ly.. @twinsandcoffee
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Beau @BeauMiles
241 Followers 1K Following real estate agent 256-653-9414 for all of north Alabama, huge Mississippi State fan... love Jesus, my wife and kids!
Alec Lace @AlecLace
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Stacey Clayton @overwhelmed_mum
63 Followers 140 Following Nearly 30. Nearly married. Barely sane. Always tired.
Erika Barrow-Barmak @ErikaBBme
51 Followers 161 Following Crafty momma. Newfoundland, 🇨🇦 Creator of HappyButton Baby - stylish handmade items for every little!
Bogglesox TV @BogglesoxTV
632 Followers 3K Following Join 200k subscribers on our YouTube channel! Learning & fun for 0-8's! https://t.co/YXDc6D0bhK
Fathers Eve @FathersEve
2K Followers 5K Following Dads make each other stronger when they connect and share, Fathers Eve is a new way to CELEBRATE with other Dads #fathersday #fatherhood https://t.co/2vDR2po98g
ExpatFather @ExpatFather
211 Followers 661 Following A father trying to do his best for his growing family, advice will be needed along my journey I'm sure!!
🌹idDoanythingforSE.. @selynnarose
1K Followers 2K Following ..we all need therapy.. IM MARRIED YALL!!! NO ONE KNOWS THOUGH! 💙💚💛
teacupdoodles @teacupdoodles
729 Followers 2K Following Wonderful Doodles & Workshops, Manchester based 🌈
Tracy @MrsKeebs79
338 Followers 1K Following Just your average Mum with a cracking sense of humour! Hoping to spread some laughs and love!
DeliberatelyLoved @DeliberateLoved
353 Followers 2K Following buyer and seller of beautiful things, mostly vintage, but all things gorgeous. #vintage #antiques #cotswolds #Gloucestershire
Lucas Andrei @daddyizhome
421 Followers 1K Following #Stayathomedad to a beautiful 2 year old boy. Blogger on #parenting and #fatherhood.
Habile Home @HabileHome
71 Followers 642 Following
Sean McCammon @TheAutismDada
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introverted mum @leahkerri2
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Millennial Patriarch @Millenniarch
563 Followers 1K Following A #dad, #geek, #writer, and #Millennial trying to balance family, work, dreams, and the world’s oddities. #DadLife #PatFrat
ReadyBabyGear @ReadyBabyGear
196 Followers 1K Following https://t.co/doMwVzVtAJ https://t.co/0LueR54s58
Mummy Woman @mummy_woman
339 Followers 353 Following Mum blogger writing about her adventures with a little girl called Alice. The Natural Parent Magazine contributor. Instagram: mummy_woman #gentleparenting
Imitationmom @Imitation_mom
291 Followers 2K Following Mom of two just trying to figure out life and how to make it all work.So basically just trying to keep the tiny humans alive, happy,and not permanently damaged.
Laura Faulks @faulks_laura
102 Followers 244 Following This is a journey of a nurse, embarking on a new career as a soon to be mum. Sharing an honest account of the high and lowlights of pregnancy.
Clare Nicholas @clarenicholasuk
16K Followers 11K Following Award-winning family lifestyle blogger. Also at: https://t.co/AKCOqUaoAJ & https://t.co/nYTAoZ3YJH [email protected]
S**t! I'm a Dad @shitimadad
246 Followers 410 Following Teacher, Dad. I blog like all the cool kids.
#Momsterlife @Momsterqueen
652 Followers 2K Following Those fake #Pinterest bitches with their fake #Gapkids force me to blog about real life mom shit because you deserve to know the truth about the #momsterlife.
TheBlogfather @blogfatheruk
402 Followers 657 Following From blogging to book-ing.. I think that's the official term 🤷🏻♂️ if you love Julia Donaldson, you might find my 'The Grumpy Field Mouse' somewhat enjoyable
Positive Dads @positivedads
185 Followers 482 Following Celebrating the positive potential of dads by sharing inspiring examples of fatherhood from across Twitter.
Daddio @daddiosite
128 Followers 463 Following
Erin@LovePeaceMotherh.. @lovepeacemother
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Sam Shellers @gelicioussam
774 Followers 499 Following Award winning nail tech based in Ellesmere Port
InThePresent Mommy @inthepresentmom
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She Calls Me Dad @shecallsme_dad
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Fatherhood Lessons @FHLOTD
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Baby Bible @Baby_Bible
578 Followers 2K Following Baby Bible: #Babybible a place to share the funny side to being a parent, stories, advice, shitty nappies and asking for HELP! Share with us all, never alone!
Mom Truth Fairy @momtruthfairy
640 Followers 627 Following Mom of twins+1. Suffers from Burned Out Mommy Syndrome. This is my therapy.
incompetentmommy @momincompetent
290 Followers 34 Following IncompetentMommy of two precious terrors. Just trying her best to make not-terrible decisions and ensure her babies know that IncompetentMommy loves them.
Mommin Aint Easy @1happydisaster
924 Followers 373 Following Mom (x2). Wife. Drinker. Professional museum nerd. Chaos ensues. #momlife
Love Zing Life @lovezinglife
20 Followers 106 Following I'm Zoe I am a mummy, wife, part time admin assistant and now a #Familyblogger, enjoying life having fun with the family.
After the Playground @DrSharonParry1
3K Followers 3K Following Freelance Nature and Science Writer #copywriter #blogwriter PhD Scientist
Hashtag MomFail @hashtagmomfail
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Mamazou @mamazoumagazine
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Asti Louder @astiportia
1K Followers 1K Following Wife | Mama of two toddlers | Coffee enthusiast | https://t.co/IAjVhfgDRR
Cher | Or mamama @Lifewithhandm
7 Followers 20 Following Blogger | Mummy to Harper and Marley | Dans wife to be | 📸 @Lifewithharperandmarley 💌 [email protected]
newolderdad @newolderdad
469 Followers 297 Following Dad blogger, firefighter, toy fixer, nappy changer with son, stepdaughter and new baby. Tired, perpetually confused, and my back really aches.
Jungle•with•monke.. @osborne2103
380 Followers 83 Following mum of two, wife of a creative maniac @dillonosborne - studying marketing and dabble in the insta game @junglewithmonkeys
The Hack Dad @TheHackDad
742 Followers 2K Following Father, Husband, Maker of things, Grower of Food, Saver of Money. Sticking stuff on YouTube for fun.
HavingItAll @having_it_all_
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Harriet Shearsmith @tobyandroo
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Paternity Fraternity @PaternityFrat
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EmmaJane @EJsKnitsGB
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Mom and the New Dad @momandthenewdad
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Georgie. @geegardnerart
2K Followers 1K Following my name is gee and i make art. I don’t really know what i’m doing but here we are.
KidsTvProbs @kidstvprobs
215 Followers 227 Following Because if kids TV was a day it would be Monday. Except Monday is not so bad because you get to go to work and not watch kids TV. Kids TV is like a Saturday.
DaddyisBest @DaddyisBest
16K Followers 12K Following I put the fun in funny & the cool in Daddy, award-winning filmmaker. #comedy #SAGAFTRA #films #BLM #Resist #Mensa #Yankees. No DMs, No Lists, No Magats...🌊📽🎭
TOM @UNLIKELYDAD
2K Followers 299 Following An adoptive, gay dad of one. I love food. I love coffee. I write. I take pictures. I really miss lay ins. #unlikelydad
A Sprinkle of Spectru.. @spectrumstars
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Marissa @gerdesfam
14 Followers 134 Following
Erika Barrow-Barmak @ErikaBBme
51 Followers 161 Following Crafty momma. Newfoundland, 🇨🇦 Creator of HappyButton Baby - stylish handmade items for every little!
Tommy @mmmmgurl25
177 Followers 194 Following "It takes more than sinew; comes down to what's in you" ---- UC Denver DPT '19
SpacedMom @copymama
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Twin Dad @TwinSurvivalist
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The Real American Dad.. @R_A_Dadass
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Simon Holland @simoncholland
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WorkingParentStories @Working_Parents
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DADulting @dadulting
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Dad_in_training @on_being_a_dad
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Beautiful Adventure @CBogoraDoula
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Selflove=healing @starryforest72
1K Followers 253 Following Survivor #NarcissisticAbuse. Free for 3 years. Healing with you. Finally free and better than ever - it’s possible to get back to your true, luminous self!Sneaking out of my sleeping toddler's room like... #Fatherhood #Parenting
Today's milk was served in a green cup instead of blue. Protests over unsatisfactory living conditions have ensued. #Dadlife #Parenting
It has been recently brought to my attention by the powers that be that putting clothes in the washing machine, turning it on and leaving them in there for 2 days does not constitute "doing the laundry." #marriedlife #TheMoreYouKnow
I never thought my wife could be less interested in something than sports until I started talking about Bitcoin.
@diagnosingdad Not yet, but I have a whole line-up planned that includes Dungeons & Dragons, He-Man, GI Joe and maybe som Jem and the Holograms #80skid
Today, my son mockingly called for me over and over again from his room while refusing to nap. If they are looking for a new Bond villain, I have the perfect candidate.
“You are practically an adult now...you should know better!” -me to my 2 year old after she sneezed her mouth full of pancake across the table this morning. #DadLife
It's fun to be striving towards parenting mediocrity, I get to do great things for my kids but then feed them only hot dogs and candy to even it out #dadlife
On the list of toddler disappointments today, the fact that the little people school bus does not fit in the oven on the Fisher Price Kitchen is pretty high. #Dadlife #Parenting
Staying in a motel for the night. Despite our assurances, our three year old seems to think we've moved here. It's very controversial.
Told my kid if he could just deal with his teachers today I wouldn't make him go to school tomorrow.
Got a free 30 minute massage when my small child found a toy pizza cutter.
My 3 year old tried to remove a stain from our couch by using a dinosaur to fight it.
3yo has learned to read so guess we'll see these offensive coasters again in like 12 years or something. #dadlife #parenting
My 3 year old woke me up this morning to tell me to pretend I was asleep.
@diagnosingdad @DadSquad_ Just wait until three... #dadlife
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