Professor Dr. ITFDB @drkcwc

'Remarks are not literature.' - Gertrude Stein. Fayetteville, NC Joined April 2016

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Professor Dr. ITFDB @drkcwc

3 years ago

My FIL went to memory care & now we have his cat. Among our problems: the cat has the same name as our son. Human Daniel keeps trying to get us to call the cat Dan or Danny, but it is not catching on.

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Melissa Garriga 💕 @MelissaAGarriga

3 years ago

the thing you need to know about gas stoves vs electric stoves is the U.S. military is the world’s largest oil consumer and causes more greenhouse gas emissions than 140 nations combined.

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Professor Dr. ITFDB @drkcwc

3 years ago

Today was my 1st day of classes, & I gave my "what to do in an active shooter sit" talk in my classes. In one case, a student's laptop has a gadsden flag sticker- the snake had an ar15 & the sticker said, "don't tread on my rights." Bet he'd be really helpful in an emergency.

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zach raw @zachrawartwork

3 years ago

Quick sketch of the waffle house girl

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WeRateDogs @dog_rates

3 years ago

The Grinch visited a doggy daycare and they were absolutely not having it. Still 13/10 for all

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Dr. Kevin M. Young @kevinmyoung

3 years ago

QUICK TIPS FROM JESUS for DEALING WITH YOUR FAMILY 🧵 1. PRETEND YOU DON'T KNOW THEM MARK 3:31-32 — “Jesus’ mother and brothers came to see him. They stood outside and sent word for him to come out & talk with them... Jesus replied, “Who is my mother? Who are my brothers?” 1/7

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Professor Dr. ITFDB @drkcwc

3 years ago

Cats gonna cat.

Fascinating @fasc1nate

3 years ago

Cats gonna cat.

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addie wagenknecht @wheresaddie

3 years ago

attempting to explain what’s happening in crypto

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Axel Folio, PhD,🔻White Tears Distiller 🪁 @ISASaxonists

3 years ago

I hear Twitter will be dead w/in the hour so I was holding on to this news but I better share it. As some of you know, most medieval poetry is anonymous. I was able to determine through extensive research who the author of the 8th-century Dream of the Rood was. It's author is

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Justin Click @HeyYo_JClick

3 years ago

A small pothole that was left alone for months just ate the entire Hinton WV Police Department? 😵‍💫🥴 And it’s still growing?

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Professor Dr. ITFDB @drkcwc

3 years ago

"Murder She Wrote" drinking game: drink every time Jessica says, "I don't mean to pry..."

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Professor Dr. ITFDB @drkcwc

3 years ago

Today an Eng Ed student told me I'm the kind of teacher he wants to be & I'll be riding that sentence all the way to January.

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Megan Petersdorf @meganpetersdorf

3 years ago

Tried to create a relaxing atmosphere in my statistics practical today by putting on a YouTube fireplace video but there are about 8 large screens on the walls in the room so instead it looked like we were all in hell

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Professor Dr. ITFDB @drkcwc

3 years ago

Could everyone ease stop saying "red wave," & "red tsunami"? They sound like period euphemisms, & there are better ones. "I've fallen to the communists," for example.

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Professor Dr. ITFDB @drkcwc

3 years ago

This is one of the few good things coming out of the election in NC. This is the sort of racially-motivated power grab that would've been shut down if we still had a voting rights act.

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Pat Dubois @patdubois

3 years ago

as a Canadian, this is how it feels watching American elections these days

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Boze the Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze

3 years ago

in lieu of joining a new platform I will be disappearing into the night sky in a hat carriage pulled by bats

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Suspiciously Nice Prof @steph_teasley

3 years ago

Right wing media: "And they're getting students to read these books! Books that should be banned!" Professors (clicking pens and poised to take notes): "Did they mention *how* they got all these students to do the reading?"

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Dr. Jeff Amato @ZirconsForever

3 years ago

A couple of weeks ago we had an icebreaker during my graduate seminar and the question was "What is your irrational fear?" My answer was "hammerhead sharks". And today in class I walked in and saw this: