Drunk Furniture @drunkfurniture
Totally upholstrred, mate. Unerrthed by @rhodri and @sarahcrbee. Send pics to [email protected]. Book out NOW! http://t.co/s3aWGWdPpn drunkfurniture.com on the lash Joined October 2014-
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(11/12) "BEST BOOK EVER" - SOME DRUNK OR OTHER foyles.co.uk/witem/humour/d…
(10/12) DECK THE SHELVES WITH DRUNKEN FRIDGES FA LA LA LAAAA foyles.co.uk/witem/humour/d…
(9/12) CAN'T GO BACK IN THAT BIDGE HAS A SAME DRESS AS ME foyles.co.uk/witem/humour/d…
(8/12) YOU WANT A NICE EASY BEACH READ FOR YOUR WINTER SUN YOU DO foyles.co.uk/witem/humour/d…
(7/12) I COULDA BIN SOMEONE WELL SO COULD ANYONNE foyles.co.uk/witem/humour/d…
(6/12) MISSED TWO WHOLE DAYS OFF OF THAT EGGNOGG OOF foyles.co.uk/witem/humour/d…
(5/12) GLORORROROORROOORROOROORROROORIOUS HOSE ANNA IN AS CHELSEA foyles.co.uk/witem/humour/d…
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(3/12) WE COME BEARING GIFTS FROM THE EAST
(2/12) WHO KNOWS A NICE PERSON WHO LIKES A DRINK AND A READ WITH THEIR DRINK COS BOOK foyles.co.uk/witem/humour/d…
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.@drunkfurniture "I AM IN QUEUE BUT THEY WON'T LET US IN. D'KNOW WHY"
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