Hot Meat @dumbquixote
I’m not a scientist but I’m feeling the chemistry Missouri, USA Joined December 2008-
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Dear diary, 3 days ago my record player stopped spinning. Oof. At the worstest of times. I needed it. But hi, hello, I got a cheap $40 one from Amazon today and it’s….it’s just fine.
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I’ve realized that 90-98% of the times I’ve said “know what I mean?” That no one knew what I actually meant 😂
ICYMI In 2003 USAID paid Aldi 750 million to allow workers to sit while on shift. #USAID
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i'm taking a break from dating right now to focus on being scared i'll never meet someone
“I’ll never eat ‘cause the pizza’s burnin’” In retrospect; is the weirdest Rolling Stones lyric
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During a ceremony and press conference Wednesday in New York, seven drawings by the Austrian expressionist Egon Schiele were returned to the heirs of their former owner, Fritz Grünbaum, whose art collection was stolen by the Nazis during World War II cnn.it/3EJcg1M
I, uh….have *feelings* for Bea Arthur
I, uh….have *feelings* for Bea Arthur
I wonder how many times I’m gonna check my acct. balance tomorrow?
My venmo is venmo.com/u/AaronBrownArt In case you want to give me a dollar or something
Has your first custie of the day ever said to you “good morning!” How dare they. How rude.
I’d Mac your cheese! Uhhh..I mean, DAMMIT!
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If you use one finger, you don’t care about vaginas.
What is the song playing in your head as your are scrolling and switching app’s constantly?
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