Andi @easyandi
I'm fucking with you Joined December 2011-
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Big dicks are important in prison, and mine is bigger than Jesus's, Santa's, the tooth fairy's, and Rick Santorum's
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RT @donnyclaytheway: A touch of madness is better than a mad touch. You can touch me madly alllll day Donny!
RT @simonhelberg: Tonight: big nuptial news on the Bernawitz front in a new Big Bang! Loved the episode! Howard is so lucky
RT @Rubberbandits: Why are so many men and women offering us sex acts for a retweet?Has the world (cont) tl.gd/fr8e3h
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The idiom 'Good things come in small packages' is really dirty when said by little people.
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Prison is like a vacuum - if it's good then it sucks, and and if it is bad then it leaves the carpets dirty #DoesntHaveToMakeSense
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Rashes on nutsacks are funny, as long as it's someone else's nutsacks
.@JimGaffigan they should provide whores for a proper "lay over" #airportssuck
.@cponder7 I predict I will be taking a nap since my Vikings aren't playing today
@simonpegg you probably get this all the time but I can't resist.. you got red on you! #icrackmyselfup
Allergy season is here. I wish I got paid to pick my nose #toomanyboogers
.@Andy_Richter I'll suck anything you whip out, I mean retweet!
.@rickygervais I used to be Mormon. Now I'm an athiest. I was happier as a Mormon but once you have (cont) tl.gd/fkns8f
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When u r up the creek without a paddle remember - it's only a creek, not some raging river. No biggee. Get out n walk for God sake. Sheesh.
#ThingsIAlwaysAvoid HOLES..every kind of hole from hairy ones to donut to potholes
When I hear about some celebrity having issues with prescription pills, I know in my heart they mean ambien #ambienfuckingrocks
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