elyse @elyseanoush

Where’s Claire? instagram.com/flowersbyelyse New York, USA Joined March 2009

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Jane Austen First Drafts @Austen1stDrafts

2 years ago

delia @delia_cai

2 years ago

https://t.co/etjDoWKvwY

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Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli

2 years ago

This should be the answer each and every time. Because it's the truth.

RedJoker 🇺🇸 @R3dJ0k3r

2 years ago

This should be the answer each and every time. Because it's the truth.

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elyse @elyseanoush

2 years ago

Twitter is dead but GIVE KERI RUSSELL PRESTIGE OSCAR BAIT ROLES NOW

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2 years ago

WHEEZING

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2 years ago

Silently cover my drink with my hand

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2 years ago

My undercooked take is that if succession hadn’t had such a banger of an opening credit song it would’ve flopped

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2 years ago

Jenny slate gilda Radner biopic when

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Each detail of the mass shooting in Texas gets worse. A guy’s neighbors asked him to not shoot in his yard while their baby slept. He responded by killing them. Victims were found shielding their kids. A neighbor said cops are always called about shootings but nothing changes.

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Braindead Bird App @tragicbirdapp

2 years ago

a classic

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Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy

2 years ago

Watching this tenrec scrub its little fupa with dust is incredibly important!!

Cincinnati Zoo @CincinnatiZoo

2 years ago

Watching this tenrec scrub its little fupa with dust is incredibly important!!

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2 years ago

Ughhhhhh it’s just no fun anymore when someone’s online presence is insufferable anymore huh

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Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2

3 years ago

Moments after Justin Pearson and Justin Jones were expelled, someone unfurled a giant banner that said "Rural TN Against Fascist GOP" and this clip deserves to go more viral.

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elyse @elyseanoush

3 years ago

ALL WE WANTED WAS CHRONOLOGICAL SOCIAL MEDIA FEEDS

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3 years ago

I hate this but only because I have my own correct opinions on how this should be done and I guarantee whatever they make will be Wrong

DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm

3 years ago

I hate this but only because I have my own correct opinions on how this should be done and I guarantee whatever they make will be Wrong

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3 years ago

Add some spice to your life by always falling asleep in your glasses and having to endure the chaotic blind hunt for them every morning

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3 years ago

Let Quinta Brunson do all the tv. All of it.

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3 years ago

It’s 2013. You just got settled into your soul sucking office job. You fire up enough tabs of The Hairpin and The Toast to last til lunch. Life isn’t good but the internet is.