Eric Schulmiller @ericbop
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(whispering to the waiter cleaning my table) in your experience, is this is a normal amount of mess
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Hegseth thinks an important historical moment in the Nazi consolidation of power is a “cool story?”
Hegseth thinks an important historical moment in the Nazi consolidation of power is a “cool story?”
Eric Schulmiller retweeted
“Ban all Jews from serving in the US Congress” Can you imagine anyone in public life saying this? Can you imagine a top ally of the president saying this? It would be on all our news channels and front pages 24/7. But have normalized the most vicious and blatant Islamophobia.
“Ban all Jews from serving in the US Congress” Can you imagine anyone in public life saying this? Can you imagine a top ally of the president saying this? It would be on all our news channels and front pages 24/7. But have normalized the most vicious and blatant Islamophobia.
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These 4 weeks in September where the Mets and Jets overlap should be unconstitutional.
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This may be my favorite moment of 2025 🍎
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The Richard I Turned Kind
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we are the sons of the jimmies you couldn't kimmel
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Im almost finished reading your tweet. Love it so far
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No major Democratic leader has called Trump “Hitler.” Not Obama. Not Biden. Not Kamala. Not Jeffries. Not Pelosi. The only major political leader in office today who has actually done so is J.D. Vance.
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When Minnesota House Speaker Melissa Hortman and her husband were assassinated, Senator Mike Lee mocked their murders online, writing, “This is what happens when Marxists don’t get their way.”
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Don't touch that, it's a load-bearing delusion.
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- 2019 of hell - pointing addiction - entrance song goes worldwide viral - one of the greatest reliever seasons ever - record-setting contract - WBC injury - sticky stuff suspension - one leg longer than the other - busted shoe The craziest Mets tenure you will ever witness.
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This was designed in a lab to be believed by Bill Maher
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You’re watching the NFL, I’m watching Edwin Diaz walk the bases loaded and then take four minutes to change his cleats before closing out a one-run game in the ninth. We are not the same.
You’re watching the NFL, I’m watching Edwin Diaz walk the bases loaded and then take four minutes to change his cleats before closing out a one-run game in the ninth. We are not the same.
Eric Schulmiller retweeted
going to write a tense Cold War thriller where the world hangs is on the brink of nuclear Armageddon because at the key moment nobody in the government can remember if DEFCON 1 or 5 is the bad one
If that congressional hearing went any worse they would've been forced to make RFK JR a supreme court justice.
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Will never forget the day I learned that the writer of the joke "So, THAT happened!" was David Mamet.
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