baddecisionsimulator @errorsimulator

To err is human. but, c’mon. Type 1 error for your Type II Diabetes. Brainwashington, DC Joined January 2022

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baddecisionsimulator @errorsimulator

4 weeks ago

DC does need a new page in public safety. I think civilian police would suffice, so I don’t favor using military. But if you HAVE to use NG…. The military is not taking camouflaged cover against an enemy. They should have a navy blue uniform. Green or desert camo looks occupied.

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a month ago

Sydney Sweeney is Schrodinger‘s chicken: 10% of America is crazy and sees white meat; the other 90% sees breast.

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6 months ago

Policy suggestion: Robots should speak with a deep Southern accent.

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8 months ago

Breaking Away is still good, 45 years later. Watch with family and a plate of linguine and zucchini.

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10 months ago

Pete Hegseth should get a Black power tattoo.

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a year ago

MyPillow is obviously going to make a pillow printed with that chart, give the first to Trump, and sell them

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a year ago

Et tu, Bluete?

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a year ago

Biden waking up today

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a year ago

Reporters need to be getting everyone on record that there **will** be an election Nov 5 and there will be no “pulling the fire alarm to avoid taking the exam you didn’t study for.” Nov 5. No excuses.

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a year ago

Rewriting Goldilocks, but she’s a squatter. Sorry, bears.

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a year ago

What useful thing did Huberman do that they’re running a hit piece that involves totally irrelevant nothing from ex-GFs? We need him to tell us about MEDICINE, not dating advice.