dave strider @esotericogs

you can tell me all you want about your life, but what isnt getting through your thick skull is i dont give a flying dodo bird about ehat you say idfk Joined June 2014

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dave strider @esotericogs

11 years ago

( To anyone who thinks this is Abbey, it is not. I probably will unfollow accts idk unless they're rp accts. I apologize. )

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dave strider @esotericogs

11 years ago

( So many people on this TL of which I don't know. )

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dave strider @esotericogs

11 years ago

( Lmao, new ownership of the acct. Welcome to hell, friends. )

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11 years ago

didnt know that

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11 years ago

( It's late and idc about ooc shit. )

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11 years ago

>Has a weird incest thing.

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11 years ago

you and jake should cuddle

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11 years ago

i deserve this

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i dont know actually shut up

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i didnt want to cuddle you anyway i have your sexy twin brother to snuggle and spoon and whatever

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i look homophobic now that wasnt worth it fuck

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did i use the right termination

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you smell like fags

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11 years ago

( Is that gab. )

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11 years ago

im sorry i wont pressure you ok sweet thang

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why would i be uncomfortable youre my boyfriend and i want to share shit with you and whatever

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11 years ago

( Ivey I swear to god if you do what I think you're about to do. )

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Tokyo @Engraved_Smile

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30 Followers 584 Following

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Hal @axtonomous

MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT. #OOC

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108 Followers 932 Following

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roxy lalonde @voideypowers

494 Followers 283 Following im the glue holdin this crazy group together. the void they dump all their problems into. ♥:? ♦️:?

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494 Followers 305 Following im still trapped in the chronologistics of this fuckin one man ballet | ❤️: @PERSISTAMOS

〖you are »joнn egвerт« ιм noт нoмoѕeхυal..oĸay, мayвe ι aм..ι dunno anyмore.ι love тerrιвle мovιeѕ,pranĸs,etc.ιм alѕo allergιc тo peanυтѕ.〗 {single} ♡bisexual♡

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290 Followers 286 Following UGH. CAN YOU NOT. | ♥:@freckled_strider is YOUR dumb idiot|◆: ♣: ♠: | NSFW in DMs only |

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145 Followers 181 Following

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63 Followers 91 Following No, I'm Dad.

Jake English @AngelstuckJake

38 Followers 64 Following Angel With A Shotgun | Part-time Demon Hunter | Angelstuck

I am Nepeta Lejion.I come furom the planet Land Of Little Cubes And Tea.All quadrents are empty.I can kill fur mew!.*A.C pounces on mew*Nice s33ing mew! :33

Nepeta Lejion @lejion_nepeta

351 Followers 1K Following I am Nepeta Lejion.I come furom the planet Land Of Little Cubes And Tea.All quadrents are empty.I can kill fur mew!.*A.C pounces on mew*Nice s33ing mew! :33

sketch kid @Mrhowto1

356 Followers 2K Following

d i r k @Mekanikkusu

10 Followers 30 Following No, I do not accept the dick rider thing. No, I'm not saying its not true. { Homestuck RP account. New to twitter, not to RP! }

Pyxyie Gordon @WolfGreenTroll

8 Followers 67 Following Witch of Heart, Bears, Johnny Depp, shipping, John Egbert *w*

AR @auto_coding

12 Followers 36 Following

The Pretentious One @Edgeplay_

416 Followers 136 Following In all reality, you're just another step towards my endgame. So sit back, relax, and let me pull all the strings.

Homesmut ~+~ @Homesmut_Plus

966 Followers 1K Following ~I am and always will be your Master of Homestuck Porn~ My Request Status: Open! (♦= @OceyAD ) (My Sister = @NekkoMe )

$blows whistle. TRIGGER WARNING!♥️:n/e ♦️:@Dovesprite ♠️:n/e ♣️:n/e // #muliship.\\ im als9 9 sweeps. //asthmatic\\ // fem. \\$

Female KanKri @TRIGGEREDCHATER

289 Followers 656 Following blows whistle. TRIGGER WARNING!♥️:n/e ♦️:@Dovesprite ♠️:n/e ♣️:n/e // #muliship.\\ im als9 9 sweeps. //asthmatic\\ // fem. \\

Emily Gibbs @emmybear2468

53 Followers 372 Following please check out my YouTube channel I make lots of videos mostly on sexuality, self help and geeky things

Jake English @PistolsAndCuffs

546 Followers 169 Following I had it within reach, but couldnt grasp it.

Xenaii Zero @0pticCha0s

119 Followers 297 Following Your name is Xenaii Zero. You don't have a single eye that works properly, but it cannot be helped. || ♥️: x ♠️: x ♦️: x ♣️ : x

Bro Strider @BroStriders

150 Followers 554 Following Sup dirky here or thats what roxy calls me lil man: @araida_loves_u lil sis: @stridercest88 Bf:nope.

Up for deactivation @Brobotic_Facade

88 Followers 141 Following I don't have time for this, I have more important toils and labors to deal with. [FtM Dirk Strider acct]

~Aquini~ @ErrorAquini

137 Followers 433 Following You are now AQUINI AMERE. You are 13 years of age. You are Human!Stuck CAUSE WHY THE FUCK NOT. #Crushing

the Grand Highblood @highesthand

2K Followers 2K Following sign of t'e wars is my grinnin'. // he/him, it/its // cw: violence, gore, hallucinations, paranoia + a lot more.

Vriska Serket @ArachnidsLight

30 Followers 37 Following Vriska, future pir8 and sea captain. Message me whatever, I'll respond if you're worth my time.

Marquise S. Mindfang @AzurePir8

24 Followers 31 Following You fuck with my crew, you fuck with me. The renowned Mindfang, ask if you wish, but I won't guaruntee a damn thing.

Condy @swagdweller

19 Followers 35 Following tha fuck r u

Your name is Sollux Captor. You like computers. Anything to do with computers. You like bees too. And you obviously like your precious matesprit - @FeralVantas.

2ollux Captor @Braiin2AndFiire

49 Followers 143 Following Your name is Sollux Captor. You like computers. Anything to do with computers. You like bees too. And you obviously like your precious matesprit - @FeralVantas.

2alliix Captor @Hetastuck146

99 Followers 250 Following

Jake @Skulltop_user

173 Followers 121 Following Ive learnt many a things but i will never learn what its like to truly grow up.

John Egbert @heirtime

47 Followers 201 Following I am not saying that it was Betty Crocker.... but it was Betty Crocker..

Rose Lalonde @rxselalonde

155 Followers 127 Following So goth.✖️ ※OCD||18+||beginning author||tw: alcohol?, possible future.. ※

John Egbert @homointheheir

145 Followers 173 Following Your name is John Egbert! You are a HUGE HOMOSEXUAL. (My picture source is google!) ❤️-? ♦️-? ♣️-? ♠️-?

Jake from State Farm @JakeEnglishSF

261 Followers 265 Following Double Pistols and Insurance.

Averi Torrens @AveriTorrens

6 Followers 40 Following

I'm done. @ErrorWelker

128 Followers 432 Following im so sick of people trying thier best to push everyone away from me. I really wish that I never have friends

ℯridan ∂mpora @somethinwwicked

1K Followers 2K Following its a reasonable sacrifice // she/her // cw: bigotry, classism, verbal abuse, violence

ｊｏｎａａｈ♎... @HisCrimsonAbyss

171 Followers 93 Following You fools, 3njoy your juv3n1l3 s3ns3 of m3rr1m3nt, for now. [18+ genderbent ＮｅｏｐｈｙｔｅＲｅｄｇｌａｒｅ RP!] ♥:? ♦:? ♠:?

HoNk HoNk MoThErFuCkErS!♥:@karkatcherry69 my grubs: @gamkat_grub and @KatzetaV ♦:@TheWcrrior @kankri_loves_u ♠:@GllwsCalibrator ♣:@sonic_brony_fan

Homestuck Is A Sin �... @sydvish763

962 Followers 1K Following HoNk HoNk MoThErFuCkErS!♥:@karkatcherry69 my grubs: @gamkat_grub and @KatzetaV ♦:@TheWcrrior @kankri_loves_u ♠:@GllwsCalibrator ♣:@sonic_brony_fan

hey I'm dave strider please keep Lil' Cal away from me and my sick beats [#HomestuckRP] #gay #uke [Looking for John, Karkat, Jade, or Dirk!!]

Dave Strider @turntupGodhead

183 Followers 341 Following hey I'm dave strider please keep Lil' Cal away from me and my sick beats [#HomestuckRP] #gay #uke [Looking for John, Karkat, Jade, or Dirk!!]

Jade Harley @spacialdistort

53 Followers 69 Following Just dont make me do stuff when im being punched in the face by robots and stuff okay

Narcissa Strider @sisstri

34 Followers 66 Following Fuck him, fuck you, fuck all y'all.

egbert #661997 @practicaljapery

54 Followers 83 Following hi, my name is john but you probably already knew that because there are way too many of me. way, WAY too many. [icon by paperseverywhere]

jα∂ε нαяℓε�... @serapxic

30 Followers 62 Following life is about sharing those adrenaline filled adventures with loved ones! duh. :D {Jade Harley rp || 18+ || 22 || non-sburb au || traveler and markswoman}

rolol? @crashthruglass

335 Followers 272 Following the snack that smiles back :3 (he/they) icon source in website // not interactin if u dont source ur art

The Pretentious One @Edgeplay_

416 Followers 136 Following In all reality, you're just another step towards my endgame. So sit back, relax, and let me pull all the strings.

Dad Egbert @FatherEgbert

63 Followers 91 Following No, I'm Dad.

that little beach ariel beta watch her back (banner shorce: https://t.co/qXi50kTnd5) wont follow you back if you aint got art shorces

actushell prawncess @sea_glubber

247 Followers 144 Following that little beach ariel beta watch her back (banner shorce: https://t.co/qXi50kTnd5) wont follow you back if you aint got art shorces

Karkat Vantas @excration

290 Followers 286 Following UGH. CAN YOU NOT. | ♥:@freckled_strider is YOUR dumb idiot|◆: ♣: ♠: | NSFW in DMs only |

KARKAT VANTAS @redestblood

47 Followers 79 Following I'M A FRESHMAN IN HIGHSCHOOL, AND I KNEW THIS WOULD BE HELL FROM THE MOMENT I STEPPED IN. HERE LIES KARKAT VANTAS, MURDERED BY IDIOTS.

KARKAT @SANGUIEM

1K Followers 128 Following 『❤ @purrfulclaws ❤ ♦️ @oramagissa ♦ ♠ @twiinArmaghedon ♠️』 MASTER OF ROMANCE, FAILURE OF A LEADER.

roxy lalonde @voideypowers

494 Followers 283 Following im the glue holdin this crazy group together. the void they dump all their problems into. ♥:? ♦️:?

dave strider @readingourvows

494 Followers 305 Following im still trapped in the chronologistics of this fuckin one man ballet | ❤️: @PERSISTAMOS

Rose Lalonde @rxselalonde

155 Followers 127 Following So goth.✖️ ※OCD||18+||beginning author||tw: alcohol?, possible future.. ※

Jake @Skulltop_user

173 Followers 121 Following Ive learnt many a things but i will never learn what its like to truly grow up.

Jake English @PistolsAndCuffs

546 Followers 169 Following I had it within reach, but couldnt grasp it.

bombalurina h8r 😾 @bombalurinah8r

709 Followers 0 Following 2019 bomblurina is ahh ahh cringe

Jake from State Farm @JakeEnglishSF

261 Followers 265 Following Double Pistols and Insurance.

Derrick Strider @thetrophycub

546 Followers 182 Following Pretty okay.

Hass Harley @bigbearHass

451 Followers 293 Following Im like 50 do you think i fucking care?

Jade Harley @spacialdistort

53 Followers 69 Following Just dont make me do stuff when im being punched in the face by robots and stuff okay

Dirk Strider @dirkhime

678 Followers 341 Following World Class Inactive Shit.

Jake English @skulladventure

1K Followers 720 Following ♡ |KC|

Aetna @Aetna

51K Followers 131 Following Every day, as part of @CVSHealth®, we bring our heart to every moment of your health. Because #HealthierHappensTogether 💜🏃🏾‍♀️🚴🏼‍♀️🏊🏾‍♀️

Ross Lalonde @liminalPlight

61 Followers 36 Following {Male!Rose, non-sburb au}

Jake @GolgothasSkull

275 Followers 245 Following 'Ello sir/ma'am! I do hope you have a splendiferous day, indeed! [Writer:@Swimppiku]

𝓛𝓸𝓴𝓲. @sleipnirfadir

1K Followers 47 Following Trickster. Shapeshifter. Tamer of monsters. Moon king and wanderer.

Head the warning 9f my header, as I have stated all triggers I can at this p9int. | HS RP Account | Vow of Celibacy (breakable) | Singleship| NSFW in DMs only

Kankri Vantas @Celi6ate

275 Followers 371 Following Head the warning 9f my header, as I have stated all triggers I can at this p9int. | HS RP Account | Vow of Celibacy (breakable) | Singleship| NSFW in DMs only

Bakla for Hinata, best setter in history of all setters and shit get used to it. Being stalked and teased by @KarasunosDecoy |CRACK|SEMI-CRACK|SERIOUS|R-18|BL

Kageyama Tobio @VolleyballBakla

june egbert @venxstas

122 Followers 43 Following bill nye? no? bill bye.

Dirk Strider @OnMyLeveI

68 Followers 6 Following Don't hold your breath.

Urakoala Ochaco @uravitation

811 Followers 62 Following Hello!! I'm in class 1-A at U.A. Please don't be afraid to spark up a chat with me. And fellow students - let's do our best!

dave strider @strider_cherry

637 Followers 277 Following it's time to reinvent myself (TW:Alcohol, Panic attacks, heart condtion,18+,Homestuck RP/P!SBURB AU)

Rose Lalonde @saeptuose

57 Followers 20 Following 'Scuse me while I metaphorically kiss the sky. {18+ non-sburb RP |19| Literature blogger. Underground Model.}

multiship | will only nsfw in dm | no sburb | 23 | in alcohol support groups | very much so sober | hufflepuff pridee | part of the paparazzi ;)

Roxy Lalonde @tipsygnastalgic

Jake English @x2pistols_wink

202 Followers 150 Following Bones are the stories of us. 💀[Homestuck RP|non-sburb au|🔫Jake❤Aranea🕸|18+|forensic anthropologist]

ᎠᎬᏉ @DubstepBooty

385 Followers 142 Following DP Art by @flxrscnt_

Demi Lovato @ddlovato

50.9M Followers 2 Following IT’S NOT THAT DEEP 10.24 | pre-save now

adult swim @adultswim

1.4M Followers 700 Following Let’s try that again, but this time good

Lady Gaga @ladygaga

81.0M Followers 109K Following MAYHEM, INCLUDING “THE DEAD DANCE”, OUT NOW

Toonami Nation! #Stan... @ToonamiFaith15

7K Followers 7K Following Your Friendly Neighborhood #Toonami Faithful! Now being mostly on Bluesky & less on here! https://t.co/YeISqdP0Ki

UberFacts @UberFacts

12.8M Followers 1 Following The most unimportant things you’ll never need to know 💥

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ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎 。 ㅤ

‎ ‎‎ ‎‎‎ ... @psycandix

1K Followers 245 Following ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ 𝐃𝐄𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐏𝐎𝐋𝐋𝐎 。 ㅤ

Bro Strider, business man, older brother, and yer new sensei. Praise this god 'nd kneel before his fuckin' awesomeness. {18+ Bro Strider RP}

Broderick Strider @ShadedStrife

485 Followers 122 Following Bro Strider, business man, older brother, and yer new sensei. Praise this god 'nd kneel before his fuckin' awesomeness. {18+ Bro Strider RP}