egbert #661997 @practicaljapery
hi, my name is john but you probably already knew that because there are way too many of me. way, WAY too many. [icon by paperseverywhere] i have no idea. send help. Joined January 2015-
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[ he was 18 so hes 19 now i have my shit together i promise...............]
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[i still cant remember how old i made john i have to go on a quest]
THE HIGH-WAISTED SHORTS. (lightning crackles in the distance, behind my big spooky manor.)
i have had some very nice outfits while i was busy not being on the face of the planet, we had some good warm days so i brought out.........
[i will be b acm after food has gotten here ans i have eaten im too shakey n incoherent from hunger atm;;; ;0;]
hey, happy birthday @practicaljapery. meet me in the pit for your 20 asskickings.
[also i injured myself and was on heavy pain meds for a few days and i was just basically high as hell and completely nonfunctional lmao]
[APOLOGIZES PROFUSELY for l eaving for so long again im not good at keeping myself motivated]
i'm not feeling any better than i did last night. SIGH!
i am a master at wooing the ladies. the key is to use lots of memes and emoticon humor. #lifehack
[i got frustrat ed bc the lips werent working out and in frustration i think i accidentally found the perfect face]
ok technically it is totally a viable time to go to sleep but i don't wanna.
i'm so sleepy but i refuse to go to bed yet. it is not time.
[untagged horror on my dash in the year TWENTY FIVE TEEN and an already upset stomach. rip aiden died of screaming for 24 hours straight]
adfdsklgfdjk. that's what is happening, tiny tweet box. i need to go find some stomach medicine.
[if u would like to know exactly what my john is about, Well,]
i think instead of arguing about dresses we should all just deeply examine and analyse heyyeyaaeyaaaa.
@S33ROFNOTH1NG right above both of those is TRENDS with a small "change" button next to it. i wish, twitter. i wish.
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