Lala 🥑 @essgrizzle

#402 Mommy Shark d-doo d-doo d-doo Joined April 2011

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liz 🌙 loves conrad fisher (taylors version) @lizreadingera

12 months ago

liam payne dead in argentina because he “fell” off a balcony on a random wednesday in 2024?!?!

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Lala 🥑 @essgrizzle

3 years ago

for the first time in my life, i was asked how long i was going to take on a cardio machine. while two identical machines were available.

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Lala 🥑 @essgrizzle

3 years ago

this man knows how “electrons move in an electrical field” but doesn’t know that waffles are made out of flour. 🫠

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Last year someone was upset that herr friends didn't help her to take care of her kids financially. Today someone's else is saying she would cut off her friends if they refused to babysit😭 y'all expect your friends to do things your baby daddies don't . It's insane

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ERROR® @err0rsyst3m

3 years ago

Maravilloso.

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Men's Humor @MensHumor

3 years ago

Baby ruthless

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ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl

3 years ago

being a millennial mom is WILD bc I just realized that I apologized more times to my kid THIS MORNING than my parents apologized to me my ENTIRE LIFE. that’s two times btw

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gaia ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ @gaialect

3 years ago

when you date someone and truly love them, you start to mirror them in different ways. mannerisms, lifestyle and sometimes even communication style. you fuse together energetically and become one when it’s love. consider this when you decide to commit to them.

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faith @faiththegemini

3 years ago

Good pussy a have a nigga laid up like this watching lifetime talking about “who u think killed her bae” 😂

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Benito Antonio @sanbenito

3 years ago

te doy todo menos mi corazón

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M 🍓 @babyariees

3 years ago

when you open a snack and you hear paws running your way 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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Benito Antonio @sanbenito

3 years ago

el corazón se llena de lo más simple

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IG: closedapp @ih8rts

3 years ago

If u see me talking to myself don’t say nun to me I’m having a staff meeting

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Adam @adamgreattweet

3 years ago

adult trick or treating but it’s just going to the pharmacist to pick up your prescriptions

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Adam @adamgreattweet

3 years ago

“it’s bad bitch o’clock” i say to myself as i take my melatonin and hop in bed

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gaia ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ @gaialect

3 years ago

sometimes you don’t realize how poorly a friend or romantic partner is treating you until you see someone else speak about the awesome and thoughtful things their friends or partners do for them. like yes comparisons can be bad but in cases like this… it’s good.

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malanda. @overlyxclusive

3 years ago

a communicating partner softens insecurities. it takes a lot of courage to share the parts of you that are still in pieces. the version of you still searching for a home— and to find it in someone is a miracle. someone who is not afraid of your scars or the darkness.

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kay marie @kemimarie

3 years ago

you will go thru many phases in your relationships. there will be moments that need repair. it won’t always be perfect bc no one is perfect. & i think if you realize that from the start, the dips and lows will hurt a lot less. everything won’t be perfect & you have to expect that