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god forbid a nigga take in the vibe
god forbid a nigga take in the vibe
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1 hour into the barby movie i stood up, said WAIT A MINUTE-THIS SHIT IS FOR 3 YEAR OLD GIRLS! dove across several aisles & dislocated my rib
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you know why they call it MANure. because its made with up a lot of men. and some of those guys were pretty shitty. cops too
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david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.
Here’s a video of a crow harassing whatever patrons reside inside of this garage with a squeaky ball
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you kinda just picked it up at a place
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i dont think you should be able to say you rescued your dog unless you freed it from a foreign spy compound
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No. Hell no. Absolutely not. Urkel does not "Get head"
Where tf else would it be
Those fuckin Jersey mob boys. Fuck em
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Having a Tony Soprano summer where I'm in my robe all day, eating cured meats, and having panic attacks.
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no its really cool to surrender to your most basic animal instincts and behave like a fucking Cartoon Character. Youre valid and interesting
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It's May 26, 2023...
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all that stupid money they used to teach the ape sign language could have been used to build 6 road's
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fighting the computer!!!
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he think everything a fuckin game
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