Erin Englert @evmccool

Joined June 2011

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Erin Englert @evmccool

3 years ago

I’ll say it- a mother didn’t come up with self-checkout in the grocery store.

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Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh

3 years ago

what is joe biden's plan to repay all my kohl's cash that I let expire

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Josh RR Jokien @joshcarlosjosh

3 years ago

me: *tries to open a drawer in the kitchen* the tongs:

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Erin Englert @evmccool

4 years ago

Does anyone else find the term "hubby" revolting? Like, it engages my gag reflex.

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Goodable @Goodable

5 years ago

In Canada, a child's tooth fell out at school and nobody could find it. So the Vice Principal sent this letter home, with an explanation for the tooth fairy. Teachers are awesome.

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Erin Englert @evmccool

5 years ago

I want to play this game. Worst song ever.

Jon Acuff @JonAcuff

5 years ago

I want to play this game. Worst song ever.

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Erin Englert @evmccool

5 years ago

Cyber Monday is mostly being stuck in junk email purgatory.

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Erin Englert @evmccool

5 years ago

Overheard at the dr’s office Receptionist: Any Covid symptoms? Person: I can’t taste or smell. That’s it. Everyone in the waiting room: 😳😳😳😳😳😳

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Erin Englert @evmccool

5 years ago

One of life’s greatest mysteries is how fast food bloggers are able to cook chicken. It always takes me 4-5 times as long as what they say. #LiesLiesLies If you have any tricks, plz share.

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Erin Englert @evmccool

5 years ago

That’s a hard “no”, Nelson. #notsoprofessionalnetwork Ps. Can anyone explain to me the spam-y aspect of LinkedIn? I don’t get it when people I don’t know try to add me.

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chuuch @ch000ch

5 years ago

This got me lolling so hard.

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Erin Englert @evmccool

5 years ago

I hope that wherever my socks are... they have found the Bobby pins and are happy.

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My midwestern nice anxiety really comes out when I have to knock on a friend’s door, and they don’t answer. Do you knock harder cause they didn’t hear? Are they coming but tied up? What’s most polite??

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Erin Englert @evmccool

5 years ago

Wide awake at 3:30am. Tossing and turning until 5:00am. Fell asleep at 5:20 just in time for the alarm to go off at 5:30. Third trimester, is this you? 🥴 #pregnant

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Erin Englert @evmccool

5 years ago

It’s so cold & dreary out today. All I want to do is read a book with some hot chocolate and go back to bed.

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Erin Englert @evmccool

5 years ago

This made me laugh. I didn’t even know banks had mascots.

Goodable @Goodable

5 years ago

This made me laugh. I didn’t even know banks had mascots.

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Karen Swallow Prior (Notorious KSP at The Priory) @KSPrior

5 years ago

When is a sex scandal not a sex scandal? When the scandal—and the sex—are the result of absolutely unchecked power. Let Liberty University be a lesson in unchecked power religionunplugged.com/news/2020/8/27…