🦌Claude🦌 @fearthedeer69
#fearthedeer #gmu up to no good probably | if found call @itshildabitch 💙 Joined September 2019-
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running away to greece is ok. sleeping with 3 men in one summer is ok. not knowing which one of them is the father of ur daughter is ok. encountering the 3 of them at her wedding is ok. only communicating through abba songs is ok. do whatever u need to do to cope.
stop scrolling 🛑 ✋🏾!!! IM FROM THE FUTURE 🤖 🚀🚨i need to let you know 😳😳 that 2020 will be the best year you’ve ever had 🎉🎊🤩🤩! u finna accomplish so much 🥳🥳 & learn a lot about life🌎🌍🤨!! i’m so proud of you 😰😰no cap 🚫🧢 !! ight u can scroll now!! ☝🏾
this anthropology paper may actually kill me ... if it does, tell @itshildabitch to stay away from my stuff
Who decided the mistletoe was the fuck plant
stayed up a little later than intended and have definitely missed the breakfast window... anyone feel like brunching with us?
thinking about quitting school to pursue my interest in becoming a lizard
psa for @itshildabitch and @ubertdriver: can you both pick like one (1) jacket of mine to keep or can we work out some sort of exchange policy? I literally have one left
well, today's the day when the bf says it's time to shave, who am I to argue 😔
I told my boyfriend to come over because it's Black Friday and my clothes will be 100% off. And he said, "...I don't even fit your clothes" 😔🤚🏼
My arms hurt more after Black Friday shopping with Hilda than they ever do after going to the gym
two glasses of wine deep and the party is ready to start 🤙🏽 see you all soon #Thankful
[img: Claude's taking a selfie while standing in the kitchen. Ashe is right behind him, posing with a spatula and grinning at the camera] Woke up early to get ready for tonight! Master chef and I are going to blow your minds 😬
to everyone cooking for our feast over the next few days: make sure you know where your fire extinguishers are 😬
my heart says go to the outdoor shooting range but my mind says I will freeze solid 😔
studying with @itshildabitch is 40% talking, 30% actually studying, and 30% learning lyrics to songs for karaoke night
[vid: Ashe is sitting in his bed, switch in his lap. Claude is doing a horrible nature documentary voiceover: "a wild Ashe, in his natural habitat. he's been hunting wild Pokemon w/out realizing that he himself is hunted!" The video blurs and Ashe yelps as Claude jumps on him]
there are lots of things I didn't realize about growing a beard, but one of the perks I realized this weekend is that I no longer get carded at the bar
Alex Lasry for N̶Y̶.. @Lasry4WI
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17 Followers 18 Following Teacher and Religious Advisor for Garreg Mach University.Alois Rangeld @ARangeld
10 Followers 8 Following Fellow teacher and football Captain at Garreg Mach University!Flayn 💚 @Flayn10
16 Followers 20 Following my brother said I can’t put personal info in my bio but you can message me any time for it!!! 🥰🥰 #GMUjeralt. @JE_garregmach
14 Followers 16 Following proud father, reluctant professor, adamant atheist.Edelgard @ateraquila
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yes this is about claudevain
You’re in a car with a beautiful boy, and you’re trying not to tell him that you love him, and you’re trying to choke down the feeling, and you’re trembling,
That unspoken group dynamic when all your friends are in an Uber on your way to the club and the people in the backseat are lit, dancing and scream talking and the person in the front seat is the group's PR person and talks to the driver and just keeps saying "I'm sorry for that"
Every time Sylvain tweets about a sword against his neck it becomes increasingly clear why we got together.
I like that last picture I Re Tweeted. That is him, pinkachew.
@fearthedeer69 @itshildabitch sometimes I do go 48 hours without sleeping
he touches you, like a prayer for which no words exist, and you feel your heart taking root in your body, like you’ve discovered something you don’t even have a name for.
felix just said all i want for christmas is you is a terrible christmas song i’m accepting applications for a new bf
@HubertVestra01 don’t tell me you actually read stuff like this
@fraldxrius for once i can confidently say this is not my fault