Feistonaut @feistonaut

23, swe @ aerospace. trying to become interesting before ai renders all else worthless Los Angeles, CA Joined March 2025

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Feistonaut @feistonaut

3 months ago

i honestly don’t understand how poor people can be fat. eating is either so expensive or so much work i’m both well-off and have time on my hands and still find it quite difficult to acquire enough edible calories. maybe i’m just incompetent though?

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3 months ago

“inspected for wholesomeness” is my favorite seal ever because, like, was it wholesome? did it pass? usda, tell us what you know!

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4 months ago

i graduated 5 years ago from a private school full of rich kids. they spent a couple hundred on a suit or dress, and that was ~it one family hosted the pre-party at their house and hired a photographer who took photos of us in the street then we took ubers to the event

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4 months ago

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4 months ago

@Gena_I_Gorlin i kind of expected aerospace to have something like a formal system for guaranteeing safety, but it turns out they’re reliant on a ton of smart people happening to think of all the possible risks

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4 months ago

@ChShersh people need to stop referring to obvious things everyone does as autistic

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4 months ago

@Romy_Holland they don’t want you to know this, but you don’t even need paper plates

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4 months ago

finally sent 10% of my income last year to give well. is this enough to call myself ea-adjacent?

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4 months ago

@BrookCpa @unusual_whales the median sat score is 1015. statistics are not relevant to your life

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4 months ago

y’all realize when you spend money, it doesn’t disappear, right?

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4 months ago

@GrantSlatton skin tone emojis were a mistake. what am i supposed to do when someone in slack reacts with a black thumbs up?

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4 months ago

if you like hitler, say heil hitler. if you like trump, say maga. hiding behind “the hook is catchy” or “his phrases are iconic” to offer sly praise while dodging the meat is cowardly and pathetic.

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4 months ago

the public function doctrine should be expanded to enforce freedom of speech on digital platforms. despicable ideas should be tweetable and singable

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4 months ago

if you own part of a company, your net worth is based on its expected future earnings. rn the market’s average p/e is 25 why can’t we wagies do this too? i have very little in the bank, but i’m going to earn $240k this year. from now on i think i’ll claim a net worth of over $6m