Maddie @femalchemist

Functional Medicine Practitioner | Metabolic Health | Detox & Drainage | Root-Cause Healing | 1:1 Consults + Functional Lab Analysis linktr.ee/thefemininealc… free discovery call → Joined November 2024

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Maddie @femalchemist

2 days ago

Signs that your anxiety symptoms could be histamine related: - Racing thoughts or sudden panic for no reason - Heart palpitations without a clear trigger - Anxiety triggered or worsened by certain foods or wine - Hot flashes or feeling like your body is on fire - Shortness of…

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2 days ago

The relationship I have with my dog has healed me more than any supplement.

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2 days ago

"The attempt to develop a sense of humor and to see things in a humorous light is some kind of a trick learned while mastering the art of living. Yet it is possible to practice the art of living even in a concentration camp, although suffering is omnipresent. To draw an analogy:…

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2 days ago

Failure teaches you to repeatedly innovate if you simply view it as an unworkable method, getting you closer to the workable resolve.

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Maddie @femalchemist

3 days ago

The amount of women that come to me with eating disorders because of the holistic health community is staggering. There is the argument that people have agency to control the content they consume. But there is also the reality that most of the industry is concerned with growing…

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Maddie @femalchemist

3 days ago

All jobs should mandate a 20-minute afternoon nap in the sun with solfeggio frequencies, followed by a light cheese and fruit snack. Productivity would skyrocket.

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3 days ago

In the age of chronic stress and nervous system regulation, do you really think that removing carbohydrates from your diet is a good idea? Just use your brain a little bit. The fruit is only trying to lower your cortisol, help you think more clearly.

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Maddie @femalchemist

3 days ago

Concord grapes are incredibly underrated. The first time I tried them in season from a local farm I couldn't believe I spent 20 years eating imported table grapes. Capitalize on their seasonality, eat them endlessly. Nature's candy rich in vitamin c, antioxidants, polyphenols and…

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Maddie @femalchemist

4 days ago

Biggest recommendations for people with Hashimotos: - Get a Cone Beam scan to check for hidden dental infections, common with thyroid issues due to proximity - Comprehensive blood work panel read from a functional lens: iron status, methylation, etc. are all very important for…

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Maddie @femalchemist

5 days ago

Operating under the delusion that you can solve anything you put your mind to 100% of the time will improve your life. I believe this is an innate skill we all have. Once you embody it, the universe opens up for you and the informational synchronicities pave the path forward.

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Ling’s Cell Physiology @aihtheory

a week ago

1/8 Why do most people today blame carbs and sugar for diabetes, when history shows high-carb, low-fat diets actually improved insulin sensitivity?

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Just Another Peater @iamjustapeater

a week ago

Vintage gelatin ads.

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Maddie @femalchemist

a week ago

Basis of physiologic processes: - growth - metabolic activities - sensory perception

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Maddie @femalchemist

2 weeks ago

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Maddie @femalchemist

2 weeks ago

There needs to be less “escaping the matrix” and more following your truth. There is now a matrix adjacent lifestyle people are striving for…they burn everything down to “set themselves free” only to realize they don’t like that new reality either. It’s disingenuous. We create…

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Maddie @femalchemist

2 weeks ago

I think someone needs to stage an intervention for the crumbl cookie reviewers

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Just Another Peater @iamjustapeater

2 weeks ago

“Supplemental” foods (Foods I use to create a specific effect) -ruminant organs -bee products (honeycomb, pollen, propolis) -mushrooms -red dates -goji berries -gelatin -colostrum/lactoferrin -pearl powder -orange peels/marmalade -coffee -ginger -astragalus root -goat mineral…

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J͎Λ͎Y͎ @TakeThiamine

2 months ago

The body is a beautifully complex self-regulating system. When you deny it the raw materials it needs, it makes compromises. These compromises are symptoms. When compromises can no longer be made, you get diagnosed with a chronic condition “out of nowhere.” Must be genetics.

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Maddie @femalchemist

2 weeks ago

The human body is one of the most divinely beautiful creations on planet earth and yet we have turned it into an object of vanity and discourse instead of reverence.

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2 weeks ago

Vitamin B 12 shots can burden an already stressed liver, especially if your deficiency is actually a utilization issue. You need b2, methyl folate, magnesium and P5P b6 as well. I have seen ppl come to me with "chronically low b12" and there doctor has them on b12 shots that…