Torty McTortface @flashsavior
Next time I go to Vietnam I will ask the Dick to travel with me Phoenix, AZ Joined December 2012-
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Wow the senator from Mississippi is racist? Who coulda seen that coming
Wow the senator from Mississippi is racist? Who coulda seen that coming
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@mjs_DC @steve_vladeck Fixed the Federalist Society logo
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Most seasons in NFL history with 30+ Pass TD and 5 or fewer INT Aaron Rodgers 3* Every other QB in NFL history 3 *includes this season (33/4)
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I hope every right winger who is watching the Rittenhouse prosecutor knowingly lie can imagine what these people do when no one is watching - say, when it's an inner city black guy up on a charge w/no political implications. THIS IS WHAT THEY DO WHEN PEOPLE ARE WATCHING.
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Saw a great meme. Kyle Rittenhouse is the equivalent of someone jumping in the lions den at the zoo and then shooting the animals in self defense. He had no reason to be in Kenosha that day. No reason at all.
I will bet any amount of money that Josh Hawley is into some really freaky porn
I will bet any amount of money that Josh Hawley is into some really freaky porn
So when I get myself banned can I sue Trump like he did Twitter?
So when I get myself banned can I sue Trump like he did Twitter?
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*42* years ago #Today, Douglas Adams' The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy was first published bit.ly/1TEAbkH
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New: Judge Donna Scott Davenport oversees a juvenile justice system in Rutherford County, Tennessee, with a staggering history of jailing children. She said kids must face consequences, which rarely seem to apply to her or the other adults in charge. propub.li/3myrWva
Imagine graduating from Harvard and still being this dumb
Antivaxxers absolutely getting BTFO today and I couldn't be happier 🤣
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a must read: theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/…
Dan Crenshaw's district looks like it got a rib removed so it could suck its own dick
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Aaron Rodgers has indicated he plans to play for the Packers this season, per @RapSheet
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