Chad Flenderman @flendermanc
Brooklyn, NY Joined May 2020-
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it's all water under the fridge babe
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@fesshole What a way to find out your father had a filthy widgy.
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@fesshole Sounds like you've got 99 problems...
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Ngga is this on the plate that spin in the microwave?
Ngga is this on the plate that spin in the microwave?
Pov: your nan after her 2nd glass of Baileys at 2pm on Christmas Day
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@fesshole Everyone caught that bouquet
Watch out for the male equivalent - WillyMounjaro
Watch out for the male equivalent - WillyMounjaro
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@fesshole Diamonds are a girl's messed end
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Bobson Dugnutt Sleve McDichael Willie Dustice Todd Bonzalez Mike Truk Dwigt Portugal
Bare minimum for holding a conversation: Bobson Dugnutt Sleve McDichael Willie Dustice Todd Bonzalez Mike Truk Dwigt Portugal
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@fesshole Turkish de-shite
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@fesshole You tried so hard and got so far But in the end, a dozen men got spattered
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It is simply the perfect joke in six words, apologies to Ernest Hemingway.
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@fesshole I don't think getting a lady pregnant is really a concern for you given this revelation
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Just been sacked from Tesla so I don't give an f anymore - Grok is actually three Korean guys Musk keeps chained to a radiator in his loft, he makes them personally type each and every response. They yearn for sunlight and hand cream.
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@fesshole Was it Fast & Furious?
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The mathematician John Venn was born on this day in 1834. To commemorate the occasion, here’s a poem in the form of a Venn diagram.
I thought a worm filled his biggest empty space?
I thought a worm filled his biggest empty space?
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She could get a reduced sentence for good beehiveour
She could get a reduced sentence for good beehiveour
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