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blaire erskine @blaireerskine

2 years ago

@unhealthytruth why is one of the choices “check out link below” lol

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Now that we have that Ring camera I can see that there are these two racoons who come around the trash every couple of days in the morning to see if they can get some thing to eat out the garbage. I've named them @DiamondandSilk

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Need a new general meme name lol @ShaqBurnerAcct

5 years ago

@espn ...

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JP @jpbrammer

6 years ago

I am CRYING laughing at this like imagine being a fish and minding your own business but humans fucked up the world so bad that their version of helping you is launching you through a giant silly straw

Dr. Kash Sirinanda @kashthefuturist

6 years ago

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ManSitChoAzzDown @AngryManTV

6 years ago

Alabama rapper turned poet attempts to freestyle on live TV. #repost #stillfunnyAF

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Gravel Institute @GravelInstitute

6 years ago

“Health care isn’t just a human right, it’s an American right.” - Cory Booker What the hell does that mean?

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Gravel Institute @GravelInstitute

6 years ago

Joe Biden bribed us with ice cream, we like him now

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STAR @skydovva

6 years ago

@USArmy And the children are left to pick up the pieces and navigate a delicate past, present, and future for the years to come while inheriting intergenerational trauma.

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David Simon @AoDespair

6 years ago

Mom barely broke even on the deal. Your mother, on the other hand, has felt only a deep and consuming emptiness since bringing you into the world. I am, of course, among an endless parade of admirers who try to fill her void, but to little permanent purpose. Her regrets abide.

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Waleed Shahid 🪬 @_waleedshahid

6 years ago

Lol. A very Australian ad on ranked choice voting.

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Marty @MartyParish

6 years ago

@Marcel703 @MrDCsportsSr had to do it lmaoooo

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Caitlin Johnstone @caitoz

6 years ago

All of Trump's most evil and destructive agendas have been not just ignored but actively supported by the Democrats. Prosecuting Assange, nuclear escalations against Russia, the Venezuela coup, military expansionism. They oppose nothing but rude tweets and racist verbiage.

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Richard Marx @richardmarx

7 years ago

Went to the dentist today. My teeth are fine. I just wanted to hear some of my songs.

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John Lurie @lurie_john

7 years ago

.@realDonaldTrump You aren't tweeting this morning. I've come to look forward to you writing something so stupid, that coffee comes out of my nose. I had a special bib made. I suppose you will say many stupid things tonight, but it will be late for me to be drinking coffee.