One of the first things I did today was looking up IUDs and reweigh the health benefits and issues for me out of fear of losing the pill and wanting something more protective. That isn't the world I want to live in.
I can just take the day off when I find out I have a new boss and half of my team is different as is all of my peers at work, right? I'm bot expected to just carry on as normal, right?
Idk but this is the first time my crush hasn't been painful. Maybe it's bc I'm older, maybe bc it isn't wholly unrequited, maybe it's bc it doesn't feel like all or nothing. Maybe it's also I'm mostly satisfied in singledom. Who really knows?
2 hrs into a work day on a Friday and I'm already sobbing. I really need my dreams to start making me money so I can just peace out of this. But my grey hairs are looking nice and who needs a working GI tract
It'd be so nice if recruiters glanced at linkedin profiles and resumes so they aren't surprised you have no business apply to the job they reached out for and not wasting everyone's time
I know I had a schedule maintenance check but when a man just opens your screen door and walks in without announcing himself into a woman's apartment, don't be suprised that she gets startled.
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