So not my work.
But school I go to, part of finals is taking certifications.
I got approval for a voucher the 30th, got the voucher the first.
Guess what ended the 31st? The term the exam was for.
And now there's drama.
Someone from my old company called, trying to get me to go to the data center.
I haven't had access to that DC in 6 months lmao, I haven't been at the company for almost 4 months.
They never took me off an on call list
ok a lot have people have suggested a gofundme and idk i felt bad so i avoided it, but with the letter on my door letting me know im losing the house for sure now, and by extension my 35 cats ive had for a decade as well all i can do is put it out there, pray and hope god hears…
Y'know if you're gonna insist I have inspection, maybe the system used to do inspections should have some level of uptime..
7 times now I've tried to get inspections done and every time it's 'systems don't or it crashed between making a ticket and the getting to my car..
I am not used to a workplace with nice people, folks that stop in my office to ask how I'm liking it so far and just say hi.
I'm happy, but confused by this turn in my career.
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