The Goat Path @goat_path
Photographer, writer, occasional tree climber, traveler, comedian, vet, former thru-hiker. #goatpath Failure is always an option, but it’s a choice. linktr.ee/goat_path PDX Joined May 2016-
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Only thing under siege for this dude is his self-awareness.
Only thing under siege for this dude is his self-awareness.
Yeah… dude really deserves that peace prize🙄
Yeah… dude really deserves that peace prize🙄
He’s barely good enough for the Condors…
Me: *yells at Chris Collinsworth* @Ragdoll_Inc: I thought you said you don’t care about these teams…? Me: I’m warming up for the @NHLJets opener.
No Sturgill 😒
Had a Tim McGraw moment yesterday (Labor Day, skipping rocks on the river by the railroad tracks, etc) and now my shoulder feels like I got hit with a souped up paintball gun. Obviously, I’m not 17…
Essentially this is what Gavin Newsom's team has been doing to MAGA the last month and they are losing their minds. @GavinNewsom @iGardon @GovPressOffice
There was a “splish-splash” joke missed.
There was a “splish-splash” joke missed.
Grape is the superior Big League Chew and it’s not even close.
So he’s going to bankrupt Amtrak?

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