Gilbert Guttlebocker @guttlebocker

The Defender of Dragons - an amazing fictional character who, although perfectly average in every way, cannot be properly compared to anyone else. a.co/d/iIMpsxF Siberia Joined June 2020

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Timothy McCabe @McCabeTimothy

4 months ago

If you haven't yet read "Gilbert Guttlebocker, Defender of Dragons," you don't know what you're missing.

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"Gilbert Guttlebocker, Defender of Dragons, is a satirical masterpiece of diminutive proportion. The mixing of past, present, future, sci-fi, modern, ancient, insanity, dystopia, and fantasy in single sentences left me with a delightful whiplash." a.co/d/5HQ8cHH

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Christine LitWorks @christinlitwork

9 months ago

Gilbert Guttlebocker, a young knight-in-training, must defy his dragon mentors' teachings of dragon-slaying to save them, challenging the very myths that shape his world in this humorous and unconventional adventure. #FantasyAdventure #Dragons #ComingOfAge

Timothy McCabe @McCabeTimothy

9 months ago

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Gilbert Guttlebocker @guttlebocker

a year ago

My father, Sir Gawain Guttlebocker, spends most of his waking hours forging horseshoes, plate armor, and Honda tailpipes... #GilbertGuttlebocker #YA #BooksWorthReading #Anachronisms #readinglist #FANTASY a.co/d/c5v65lO

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J. R. Martin @africanraingod

2 years ago

Hey, #AUTHORS, #Share YOUR #books & #links #ShamelessSelfpromoThursday #WRITERSLIFT #READERS find GREAT books! #writingcommunity #mustread #booklovers #book #podcasts #art #READERSCommunity #booktwitter #blogs #bookrecommendations #poetry #sciencefiction #fantasy #interview

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Gilbert Guttlebocker @guttlebocker

2 years ago

I am the "Defender of Dragons!" The new book has dropped! FREE on Kindle Unlimited! We'd love a positive review on Amazon! #GilbertGuttlebocker #BenedictBallyhoot #Dragon #fantasy #readingcommunity #readingforpleasure #BooksWorthReading amazon.com/dp/B0CVHF1RLG/

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The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee

3 years ago

We're back. Let that sink in.

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Izzy Grace 📖 @izzygraceedits

5 years ago

As we reach the end of #NaNoWriMo this year, if any authors are looking for a beta reader, proofreader or editor, please check out my @fiverr (linked in bio) to see what I can offer you. #NaNoWriMo2020 #amwriting #NaNoWriMo20

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Quillways @quillways

5 years ago

Again calling for #Betareaders the Story in question: Ongoing #Fantasy inspired by Jules Verne's Journey to the center of the earth. Length: 14k words Compensation: No monetary, but review- or read-swap #Writingcommunity

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Gilbert Guttlebocker @guttlebocker

5 years ago

Looking for #betareaders for a silly fantasy novel! Like Roald Dahl, A Series of Unfortunate Events, the Chronicles of Narnia, or Babe. Happy to read yours too! Please message me if you're interested! #amwriting #amwritingfiction #WritingCommunity #writingtips #writerscommunity

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Gilbert Guttlebocker @guttlebocker

5 years ago

"The test on the different ways to kill a dragon will encompass 72% of your grade. The test on chivalry will count for 97% of your grade. And the successful completion of your quest will be 100% of your grade," the professor explained.

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Gilbert Guttlebocker @guttlebocker

5 years ago

"Dragons are mere myths. Since there are no real dragons, no real dragons can possibly be in danger from any humans who want to kill them. As a result, we real dragons are, of course, perfectly safe from harm," the dragon explained.

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Gilbert Guttlebocker @guttlebocker

5 years ago

“The beds are really comfortable,” Gaylord told Evander, “but I was so exhausted last night I could have slept on a pile of rocks.” “I usually sleep on a pile of rocks,” Evander said. “I was worried the beds might be comfortable, so I brought rocks with me, just to make sure.”

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Gilbert Guttlebocker @guttlebocker

5 years ago

“Are you a dragon?” the first guard demanded, thrusting his spear in Gaylord's face. “Dragon? Me? No, of course not!” the boy replied, terrified. “Exactly what we would expect a dragon to say!” proclaimed the second guard.

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Gilbert Guttlebocker @guttlebocker

5 years ago

“Might I suggest a good book?” the wolf offered, pulling a few paperbacks from within his tweed jacket. “I’ve got Mercy Watson, which I haven’t read yet, though the subject matter seems to be very promising, Charlotte’s Web... oh, and one of my favorites, Babe.”