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PSA this Halloween. There are some really sick individuals out there. Be safe. #SQL #dataproblems #analytics #dataanalysts #SQL #SQLMeme #DatabaseHumor #DataJokes #SQLProblems #DataLife #DBAHumor #SQLNerd #QueryProblems #SQLSyntax #DataGeek #TechHumor #DataJokes
Now I've seen it all: SELECT * FROM [NULL] #SQLNerd
MARS , huh Mars the planet? No! Multiple Active Result Sets = MARS ! ;-) Sometimes when I reread my own mails to co-workers I think they believe I come from another planet LOL. #mssqlserver #mssql2019 #sqlnerd #mssqlpower
@PreetBharara I have a database joke but I tabled it. #SQLNerd
Into the maw of the oppressor! #microsoft #resiatanceisfutile #sql #sqlnerd #morecoffee instagram.com/p/B2ZDWrZHpwJ/…
#Suspected @TwitterCanada InvolvedIn #CreatingHostility Over #TransMountainPipeline Doesnt' Take A #TechnoNerd:#SQLNerd #TechnoBabble (#MaybeItDoes) ToUnderstandHow #SQLSelect:#SQLOrderBy CanBe #Fudged To #ManipulateData In #HTMLRendering (#TweetSort #DataOutput Is An #SQLReport)
@fictionalMammal LOL I love talking about it, so... Yes, please. My 2 pillars are: 1. Treat people like human beings, because that's how I want to be treated. 2. Treat data like a crop you expect to bear the sweet fruit of information; it must be organized and fertilized with key fields. #sqlnerd
Friday afternoon: patching #sqlserver .. very relaxing #sqlnerd #SQLPMLife 😄♥
I felt like a champion today when I left work. I solved a difficult problem with some clever math. #sqlnerd #DataAnalytics
Installed SQL Server 2017 on Ubuntu 16.04! docs.microsoft.com/en-us/sql/linu… #sqlnerd #sqlonlinux #nowwhat?
The Birthday Problem – with T-SQL and R. So much fun! ow.ly/PfpX30cvwNu #SQLGeek #SQL #SQLNerd
How awesome is #Biml ? Very! Built an entire data mart in 16 work hours using @Varigence Mist. #sqlNerd
Morning tweeps!! Excited to be speaking at @Cbuspass later this evening!! #sqlnerd
On any given day I use #SQL #Biml #CSharp #PowerShell #VB #XML and some I'm probably forgetting. #SQLnerd #datanerd #multilingual #fb
Finally got @redgate tools & @Varigence #Mist installed on my new laptop. That was a rough 3 days without them! #sqlnerd #biml
The 2016 SSMS software finally finished downloading on my laptop and now I'm playing with the database. #SQLnerd #coderocks #dontjudgeme
(person, 'Cola', 'Beer') Where person='Me #SQLnerd
