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Agile methodology is just an excuse for poor planning and constant changes. #SoftwareDevelopment #AgileProblems
“But if my name’s not on the Jira ticket when the story closes, how will I get credit for it?!?” 🙄 #agile #agileproblems #ScaledAgile #SAFe
When the power is cheap tomorrow but the sun’s gone and charged everything up already 😬#agileproblems
“I know what I said that you should put in a ticket for all the things you do at work but…” “What?” “You can’t put in a ticket for ‘hood rat shit’” “Tv-1235 says differently cause it’s in progress” #agileProblems
That sudden feeling of empowerment you get when you’re told that your scrum master will be out for the day. #agileproblems
The project is weeks pasted the deadline and QA team is worrying if the button title should be capitalized or not, considering this a major problem🤦♂️ #agileproblems
Working from home has actually made my workload more. There is less of a divide with being at work or being at home. #WorkFromHome #WorkFromHomelife #agileproblems
I had a Post-It stuck on my desk and spilt some water by accident. Now I have a pink patch of desk. The question is do I cover the rest of the desk in Post-It’s and make it a patchwork of colours? #agileproblems
Scrummaster: After a full day of planning we got these userstories planned. Business: Oh, but we actually want more. How can we get more? Scrummaster: 🤯 #scrummaster #productowner #productmanagement #itbusinessowner #scrumorg #scaledagileframework #DevOps #agileproblems
Devteam: The userstory has been build and the unittest is done. While integrating bugs are found. Devteam: How is it possible? We tested it with fictional data. 🙄 #agileproblems #agileprocess #scrumorg #scaledagileframework #scrummaster #productowner #integrationtesting
Business: The team started a half year ago when will it be done. Devteam: We did a spike a half year ago when will we start with this new functionality. New product owner: 💀 #agileproblems #productowner #development
Devteam works agile, but the business has predetermined the date to go live without discussing it with development #agileproblems #scrumorg #scaledagileframework #agilereleasetrain
Testing with multiple teams and no one can tell me if we are ready to start testing. #endtoendtest #posync #agileproblems
@gaurav9576 @emberjstweet @emberjs Yes you’re right. But unfortunately, the decision to upgrade the version lies in the respective product teams and they usually never prioritise it just to use an addon. #agileProblems
Is it bad if your burn down chart looks like a heartbeat monitor? #agileproblems
#AgileProblems #275: When your colleague sends a meeting invite titled "Epic breakdown" and your first reaction is to think about calling the Mental Health First Aider
"I can't find my face" #nocontextandi #agileproblems #scrumboardproblems
How many story points is Swamped by Meetings? #agileProblems