Ray ((Frankenstein)) @agileklzkittens
Developer, Agile Skeptic, and self-proclaimed leader of the self-proclaimed Agile Resistance Movement (ARM), which I just made up. Joined December 2015-
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Is there a certification program for that? Like a “Certified Common Sense Practitioner” training I can do in 2-3 days?
Is there a certification program for that? Like a “Certified Common Sense Practitioner” training I can do in 2-3 days?
I can tolerate whatever silly opinion you have about software development as long as it is: 1. Not harmful. 2. Or doesn’t stand a chance of being imposed on me in the workplace by people of your ilk.
This enforced granularity and non-acknowledgement of Large Atomic Non Deliverables (LAND’s) the #1 reason why agile kills so many projects.
This enforced granularity and non-acknowledgement of Large Atomic Non Deliverables (LAND’s) the #1 reason why agile kills so many projects.
“Help, I’m a shitty PO and our team has a rare, actually good scrum master” reddit.com/r/ProductManag…
It’s called “Zero Accountability Management” (ZAM) for a reason. youtube.com/shorts/tIhJqbG…
#Agile does not tell a worker how to build a 2nd floor balcony. Agile just lets a non-handy supervisor prioritize the balcony over building the foundation and 1st level, and tells the workers it’s their job to make that abstraction concrete while not sacrificing quality.
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@anon_opin If you have a PM and upper management that actually lets you pay down technical debt (while doing “Agile”), consider yourself blessed.
One of the hallmarks of Software Craftsmanship Movement is that its members tend to be in collusion with bad managements, making excuses for them and demanding that developers put in extra work to offset management’s dysfunctionality.
Blaming the victim is a cornerstone of the Software Craftsmanship movement.
Blaming the victim is a cornerstone of the Software Craftsmanship movement.
As a general rule, Software Craftsmanship people tend to be in collusion with bad managements, and they will defend those managements from any insinuation that how they ran things turned the code into a rat’s nest.
As a general rule, Software Craftsmanship people tend to be in collusion with bad managements, and they will defend those managements from any insinuation that how they ran things turned the code into a rat’s nest.
Meanwhile @randomrecruiter tells us companies don’t like job hoppers that drop employers like a dirty pair of underwear, and they want employees who’ll be around for years.
Meanwhile @randomrecruiter tells us companies don’t like job hoppers that drop employers like a dirty pair of underwear, and they want employees who’ll be around for years.
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@unclebobmartin @theo every experienced programmer is required to have a burning hatred for one commonly accepted piece of tech. these are the rules
Never tolerate an asymmetric business relationship. If employer views you as a source of labor that can be disposed of at any point, they are effective agreeing to be a source of revenue who can be disposed of at any moment. It’s not “job hopping”; it’s basic capitalism.
Never tolerate an asymmetric business relationship. If employer views you as a source of labor that can be disposed of at any point, they are effective agreeing to be a source of revenue who can be disposed of at any moment. It’s not “job hopping”; it’s basic capitalism.
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