Search results for #phantompoop
#Ghostpoop' also known as '#phantompoop', is a term used to describe a bowel movement that leaves no visible residue in the toilet after or before flushing, as per experts. #Doctors suggest that having 'ghost poop' means that the person's digestive system is efficient.
TMI alert but getting old is brutal man. Worked my shift, get home and use the bathroom, do housework, dishes, vacuum, etc. then finally sit down to game a bit and my gut is telling me I have to hit the bathroom again. Where were you 45min ago? Leave me alone. #phantompoop
Ain't nothing more annoying than running to the bathroom sitting on the toilet and all you end up doing is farting 🥴😒 #Aggregated #PhantomPoop
Does anyone else constantly smell their kid’s poop even when they’re asleep in their room & there are no dirty diapers in the house? It’s like the only thing I smell at night after I put him down, and it sucks. THERE IS NO POOP. How do I make it stop? 💩 #phantompoop
It's always a good start to the day when you take a #houdinipoop Am I right?! 🤜🤛 😄 😉😊 No smell, no splash back. 😆 #phantompoop #poop💩 #goodmorning #torpedo #holeinone
TMI? You know when you do a poop, and it feels like it's a big poop. So after the wiping and the redressing. You turn around to flush and watch the beast go. But you notice there is no poop in the toilet. And then you think "did I just poop or did I imagine it?" #phantompoop
My youngest, who also happens to be a nudist, just informed us that he pooped somewhere in the house. There are signs of poop on him, yet nowhere else. #PhantomPoop
@TheWallaceIsIn @LuckyBonez @BoneyardArcade @LuckyBonez had a literal #PhantomPoop I've called them that for years when literal nothing is there... No wipe no proof at all! Level down is a #GhostPoop where 'something' is evident either the wipe or the log 😂 But agreed its the thought of "what did I just do"! 😂
Sometimes my dog squats like he's going to take a shit, but nothing comes out. I don't know if he believes he's taking a crap or if he's trying to trick me, but I've started calling these imaginary dumps "Phantom Poops." #dogs #PhantomPoop #shitmydogdoes #junkinthetrunk
Nothing more annoying than feeling the need to poop then to find out its not ready...AKA "phantom poop" #phantompoop #whyme #carryon
@vorpahlsword Are you gonna tell the story on @Bizarre_States ?? #PooCorner #PhantomPoop
Y'all ever swear to te lord you pooped and there was nothing in the toilet... what. #phantompoop
“I pooped. Where’s Mom?” Miles, sleepwalking, 10:34 PM, my office. #phantompoop
Today I washed my hands & walked out of my patient's room to the nurse's station. I looked down & saw poop on my hand #Shook #PhantomPoop
