HookupHaikus @hookuphaikus

One girl dealing with her semi-unfortunate but always entertaining hookups. Healthier than a tub of ice cream. Tweet me your own! #hookuphaikus wherever the vodka is Joined January 2014

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HookupHaikus @hookuphaikus

12 years ago

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HookupHaikus @hookuphaikus

12 years ago

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12 years ago

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12 years ago

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12 years ago

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12 years ago

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12 years ago

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12 years ago

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12 years ago

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12 years ago

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