mysluttyalterego @myslutalterego
sorority girls aren't the only ones with problems. nasty, slutty problems. Joined August 2011-
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im changing my twitter name to #myvagina.... I don't even have a brain. I only think with my vagina
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mysluttyalterego retweeted
fuck responsibilities let's get drunk
that last tweet just reminded me to take my birth control.. #goodcall
but i thought he looked like zac efron.... #slutproblems
there's nothing I hate more than when girls make the duck face. I mean seriously, why you gotta insult my eyes like that?
I keep having this reoccurring dream in which I'm scissoring with my best friends and getting off.. #cantsayidontlikeit #sexydreams
mysluttyalterego retweeted
think I'm gonna take a bath... and by take a bath, I mean masturbate.
I think it's stupid when guys try to be a tease... come on... I know your blue balls are killing you right now. #youwantitbad
mysluttyalterego retweeted
So over all the bullshit
you just pissed this bitch off..you don't want to piss off a slut..better watch out cause I'm about to fuck your best friends..all of them.
no thank you, I am not desperate enough for you. #ew
future sluts schooling lesson: the compass, NEVER EAT SOFT WIENERS (north east south west) #lifelesson #learnit
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