HOSTESSPROBLEMS @hostessproblems
The trials and tribulations of the fine dining hostess. seating one bitch at a time. Joined June 2011-
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Please check the prices in the menu BEFORE I seat you so your cheap ass doesn't waste my time #hostessproblems
@natobenchain We are not here to please you. We are here to document our "trials and tribulations as a fine dining hostess". Goodnight. ☺️
@natobenchain I feel bad that you go out of your way to follow US. If you have a problem with what we tweet do not follow us.
you can afford Louis V but not bottled water? #fake
When managers try to tell me what to do: "You may be the boss, but I'm the princess." #hostessproblems
Dear #oldman: don't get your heart worked up too much. You might die... But then again, that would be good. #hostessproblems
Health inspection lady chews her gum like a cow #CanYouNot
“@ChelseaJacq: Friday the 13th didn't bring bad luck it just made customers into massive freaking jerks!!! #rude” @hostessproblems
Since when does "light" equate to "cheapest thing on the menu"? #beefisnotlight #poorfolk #hostessproblems
Homeless man: don't pretend like you're gonna join us for Sunday brunch. Like that's going to happen... #getthelysol #hostessproblems
Shall I tattoo this on my #fuckingforehead? #hostessproblems
If you can't afford to put the meal on one check, then you can't afford to eat here... #separatechecks #restaurantclass #hostessproblems
Parading around with a fake Birkin? Wow! Classy! #hostessproblems
Dear fat, old hag... There's a reason you're dining alone... #hostessproblems
I think I'm going to have a meltdown! #hostessproblems #
How to solve a nagging server! #popapill #hostessproblems
Goddess host team tonight: we virtually pulled tables out of thin air!! Bring it walk-in 17&10 tops!
You travelled across the country to eat at our restaurant and didn't make a reservation?! HOW SILLY?! #hostessproblems
2 reservations TONIGHT?!?! Winter has finally arrived... Time to start searching for a #sugardaddy #hostessproblems
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